Progressives...

…the new anti-sex, anti-love party.
And we thought Christian Conservatives were bad.
If we don’t stop this mass rape hysteria shit, pretty soon, men and women are going to need their lawyers present during copulation.

Just download one of those consent apps it works fine.

A glimpse into the future…

youtu.be/urS8GmwmeWQ

If Christian Conservatives tried to prevent polyamory and queer sex, Progressives are trying to ruin monogamous straight sex, by sewing discord between men and women.
Both parties are equally prudish, but just in vastly different ways.