Well, I’ve said it before albeit without a lot of elucidation, it’s basically just money, hos and clothes. I mean, money is basically what you have to have in order to exchange things in the world. The extent to which you can make exchanges of things at will is about as closely tied to your level of freedom as anything could ever be. So you’re gonna want to get some money. This can happen all sorts of ways. Maybe you inherit it, maybe you work hard for it and save it for a while. Maybe you make good investments, maybe you sort out a way to not need as much of it that you don’t have to find as much of it. You’re born, then some time passes, then you die. If time is money, which it is…then the more of your own time you can purchase back from the economy, then the more of your own time in the world you actually get to spend doing what you want to do instead of doing what others want you to do. There is almost nothing that I can think of that is as valuable as that.
Hos…this is pretty self explanatory. I can’t recall ever meeting that many people who don’t love to get blowjobs, bang bitches, and generally spend time around pretty girls, (except gay dudes and in that case they can just substitute other gay dudes in for hos). I never understood why so many people see women as some kind of insolvable dilemma. Just have some humility, don’t be a pussy, act accommodating to some extent. Don’t bitch about having to hold a door open, laugh when you think they’re telling a joke. Tell them they look nice when they look nice. Feed them good food. Go and do some things that they like to do like see an opera or hang out at a mall. Just act nice like you enjoy being around them and they will, generally be glad to spend time with you. Don’t try and get into their pants at every turn. Don’t get all needy and act butthurt or be possessive or expect them to conform to some role that you have in your mind for them. They are people. They like to be free. So let them be free and if you like bitches then just be nice, and you’ll have bitches around more often than not. They will, invariably, over some period of time get horny and want to bang you. So then you bang them and then don’t act all crazy and they’ll probably do it again. Sometimes more regularly, sometimes it’ll be sporadic…who knows? But if you’re nice to a lot of them then you can generally get laid often enough.
Clothes. This is just sort of a metaphor for things that you want. Like I want a car that’s fun to drive fast on curvy roads. So get one. Other people have them. You’re not an idiot. So it’s not impossible. So you can get one too. I like comfortable shoes, and to dress in such a way that I don’t have to worry about changing clothes if I want to go from one place to another. So get some nice shirts and find a good dry cleaner. Maybe I like to play the guitar, so I want to get a couple of guitars that sound really nice. So get them. People want stuff, and not having stuff you want sucks and a lot of people bitch and moan about it. So just get the shit already no one is going to get it for you. Like those kids who say, “How am I going to get a job without a car? And how can I get a car without a job?” It’s not fucking rocket science. Other people can do it, so they can do it too. It feels good to do the things you want to do and to get the things you want to get. So it’s worth working on that if you want to feel like you’re having a good life.
As far as ethics goes…who really owes anyone anything? If you haven’t stolen something, and you haven’t hurt anyone, and we’re all living under the same oppressive powers-that-be…then I don’t see anyone as having a firm duty to take care of anyone else. Especially since when you look closely, you can see that in the majority of cases when someone wants help, that the help they want could be had all on their own if they were to conduct themselves differently. Look, some people are paralyzed and some people have cancer, some people get hit by lightning and some people lose everything they have in a fire, or develop some terrible disease. Technically, it’s no one’s duty to take care of those things for them, but I think that if it were within my power I would do so…but it’s not.
Understanding that you can’t change the world is an important part of having a peaceful and contented view of reality. Striving and stressing to try and stop all the wars, feed all the babies and save all the whales and make sure that no one’s feelings are hurt is an exercise in futility. If you’re not living the way that you’d like to live, and if you suffer from some paradox that you can’t get over, or you’re without healthcare or money or hos or clothes…and you want nothing more than to make the world a better place…then look at it this way…you’re in no position to help anyone. You need to help yourself. Maybe you try and save someone and you just fuck them up more, maybe you try and get them to see things your way and you just create more confusion that leads to more general idiocy and thereby more suffering in the world. Maybe you lead 1000000 horses to water only to see that not a damned one of them is willing to drink. So then you’ve wasted your time and you haven’t helped anyone. At best, there’s a chance you might have created a net positive outcome.
BUT, if you focus on yourself then you’ve got a way better shot at there being one less shitty person who’s suffering in the world. You actually have really good odds at alleviating the suffering of one person. So do that instead. Make the world better one person at a time and you be the person. Get some healthcare, have an enjoyable life where you aren’t in a constant state of need. Eat good food. Insert your penis into young fresh vaginas. See an opera or two. Go to the park. If other people see your example and follow it, then you’ve done even more good. If they don’t, or if they try and fail, then you at least set an example for them so you did something there in addition to making the world better for the one person who you actually have a chance of doing so for.