Lol no when you grow up knowing of the trillions of beings that crowd your skin and innards, and given how humans tend to lose all integrity in crowds, the idea that there would be even more humans than these crawling micro creatures is just terrifying.
Apparently humans are more ancestrally related to echinoderms (starfish, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, etcetera) than they are arthropods (insects, crustaceans, arachnids…) and mollusks (squid, octopi, cuttlefish…).
You’d think because arthropods and mollusks have heads, faces, brains and the former an exoskeleton (we have an endoskeleton), they’d be more ancestrally related to vertebrates than headless echinoderms, but nope.
So heads, faces and brains independently evolved a few times, weird.
Men can piss standing up straight, and with some trouble, so can women.
A Roman woman recently crossed to the middle of the street as I approached, lifted her long skirt and just let it rip onto the cobblestones.
I felt like I was in the exorcist.