Have we met before? I’ll have you know I’m drunk right now. Haven’t abstained from alcohol since the Summer of 2017 (I think). I just finished a two month stint of no cannabinoids and no caffeine, but there was definitely alcohol.
Nah, man, don’t worry about me. I just decided that I’m gonna be a complete asshole to all of you (except Mags) for these remaining four months; then I’m gonna be completely sober (July 1). And you know what? That’s when I’m gonna be a real buzz kill. I’m gonna be so much of a buzz kill that you won’t even feel my presence because I probably won’t even be here. I really have no desire to frequent ILP without my caffeine fix.
But I definitely won’t be intellectually lazy. I’ll always think critically about pretty much everything in life because that’s just what I do. I just wouldn’t waste my energy being intellectually scrupulous at a fucking waste dump like ILP. When I stop coming here after July 1 2018, ILP will fall and will be forgotten. No one will even remember it existed. You know why? Because I am the pillar upon which ILP stands. That’s right. Me! I am the backbone and the essence of ILP (ask Carleas, he knows it’s true).
Actually, that’s not entirely true. I do plan on completing my Rick and Morty thread and at the rate I’m going now, that’s probably gonna be another two years; and I also want to start a thread on Canadian politics, but there’s no way in hell I’m starting that one here at ILP. I’ll start it somewhere else, and if I feel like being nice, I post a link to it here.
I might continue PMing a few of you… but I definitely will not have the motivation to actually engage in discussions here.
Anyway, do you wanna actually have a discussion on liberals and conservatives? We can. What do you not understand about my analogy of students in the classroom?