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And then its turtles all the way down.
If ignorant people really were confident they wouldn’t constantly try to rationalize their beliefs.
On the other hand, who doesn’t have to rationalize their beliefs?
Don’t let civilians have assault rifles, let soldiers have them to kill civilians.
Don’t let teachers have guns, they belong to cops to kill teens.
You don’t need a silenced pistol for protection, use a shotgun!
Welcome to American arguments for gun control.
Hey, here it’s a man’s world.
Your best life isn’t good enough.
Perhaps, but it only really has to be better than yours.
Socrates walks into a bar, according to Plato.
And the bit about the hemlock?
Yes, American teachers should be armed. Arms are important for pointing at things on the blackboard, making things on a desk more reachable, and operating your hands while writings. Arms are great. Teachers should have two.
Legged too.