A rotisserie chicken and red beans & rice. No veggies? Bad, bad Wendy! 
I am not sweet. I am a fierce dragon, Wendy. As one, I can see a scrumptious meal when I see it and smell it.
You must really love the Joker. You put so much preparation and love into his meals and yours.
Ah, but do not also forget the fire extinguisher. [-o<
Beef Stroganoff with onions, mushrooms, and possibly cheddar cheese and a side salad.
Grilled chicken fettuccine Alfredo with garlic bread.
Scalloped potatoes with ham chunks, onions, and bell peppers.
A stuffed chicken and cheese smothered broccoli.
I had some kind of pork belly appetizer, a dry aged ribeye, some mac and cheese and then a bowl of berries with whipped cream.
Homemade pizzas with mild sausage, sliced pepperoni, red and green bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, olives and mozzarella cheese.
Waiting on a (posh) chicken n chips to finish cook… all Organic and oven-baked, and not a breadcrumb in sight 
Beef tacos and fixings.
I can but only dream… of what they would taste like, Wendy… delicious, I bet. 
A medium-cooked free-range chuck steak, with mashed celeriac and mashed sweet potato…
Mags,
I had to Google celeriac to discover it was a turnip. You Brits have access to a lot of interesting vegetables, many of which I’ve never heard of. Does it actually have a celery flavor?
Tonight’s fare…chili.
Baked, marinated pork ribs, mashed potatoes, and a salad with an oriental flare.
Joker and I will be partaking in a belated Valentine’s Day family dinner with prime rib, baked potatoes, rice pilaf, creamed corn, salad, dinner rolls and my Grandmother’s frozen dump dessert. I need to get that recipe from my Mom it’s so deceptively delicious.
Baked salmon, baked potatoes, and a salad.
Joker’s heart attack special.
Grilled muenster and Colby Jack cheese sandwiches dipped in tomato soup.
Waiting on the best/tastiest/aromatic/delicious Indian takeout in town… chicken jalfrezi-balti, Bombay aloo (that’s Bombay potato to you and I) and a couple of popadums.
Starving. :-"