[b]Jonathan Safran Foer
In the case of animal slaughter, to throw your hands in the air is to wrap your fingers around a knife handle.[/b]
Maybe, but that never stopped me.
Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
I can’t remember. Which?
Do you know what those words mean?
Not really.
An optimist is positive and hopeful. A pessimist is negative and cynical.
I’m an optimist.
Well, that’s good, because there’s no irrefutable evidence. There’s nothing that could convince someone who doesn’t want to be convinced. But there is an abundance of clues that would give the wanting believer something to hold on to.
Clues, evidence. You have yours, I have mine.
I beg you, no matter what happens, no matter where you go in life or how many millions you make, no matter anything, I beg you: never buy a German car.
So far, I’ve bought two of them. But point taken.
My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.
Fortunately [or unfortunately] mine is running out.
Before you rush off trying to see everything you can, educate yourself.
In fact, he’ll teach you.
Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?
Because [for some] it’s not a cat.