The average New Yorker

The average New Yorker:

  • Lives in an apartment with no heat.
  • Has 7 sets of clothes.
  • Keeps two jobs.
  • Rides the subway daily.
  • Enjoys rap music, Christianity and books about land.

How about the average Parisian, Londoner, SanFranciscan or Sydneysider? :think:

I doubt thereā€™s an average Londonerā€¦ everyone has such an individual portfolio of their urban remit for survival.

Average londoner = magsj

  • Typical slut bag who thinks sheā€™s special
  • Attends fancy parties pretending to be a rich socialite
  • Wears ridiculous clothes, different colors/hues as apart of her ā€œartistic expressionā€
  • Reads 50 shades of grey book on a train for sexual intellectual stimulation
  • wears a shitload of make up for obvious reasonsā€¦

Mannequin you seem upset. Whatā€™s wrong buddy?

Why would I be upset?

Was just pointing out what a average Londoner is. Thereā€™s nothing I said that isnā€™t trueā€¦

It just seemed so personal. Like it came from the heart. The passion with which you expressed your thoughts led me to believe that you had some strong emotions about the subject, and I guess I just took it as you being upset. Its ok if you donā€™t want to talk about it.

I am talking about itā€¦

:laughing: What?

You couldnā€™t be more off if you triedā€¦ apart from the ā€˜attending fancy partiesā€™ and ā€˜my artistic expressionā€™, you couldnā€™t beā€¦ moreā€¦ wrong.

You need to work on your astuteness, becauseā€¦ you ainā€™t got any. :laughing:

If thereā€™s anything you need to knowā€¦ just ask :wink: dontā€™t be shy :smiley:

hehe just teasing :wink:

1mpious

In your opinion what is the average Sydneysider/(boganvillea).

Naughty mannequin! [-X

Not been having a good week/month, so any distractions are a welcome oneā€¦ thanks for the distraction. :slight_smile:

Whatā€™s bothering you, lovely?

Youā€™re not a Melburnian until you follow football.

Grand Final today, 100,000 in attendance and Richmond won for the first time in 37 years. Tears all around.

youtu.be/YlTCWn5jKLA

and the victory for Richmond youtu.be/UJDe9ukM0GM

People annoying me, Petalā€¦ which is why I donā€™t mix much, and so only go out to schedule. The only time I go for a wander is when abroad. :slight_smile:

The average Londoner is no moreā€¦ born and bred Londoners are moving out, and a foreign and out-of-town contingency moving in to take their place.

Thereā€™s no point in being a female, if a gal canā€™t paint the town (and her face) once in a while. :wink:

I had heard that. A couple of friends visited London a few months ago and said the same. Cucumber sandwiches and Downton Abbey buried forever. So sad. I hope we donā€™t suffer the same fate some time soon.

As the person closes to San Francisco, I shall attempt one of themā€¦

The average San Franciscian is fairly self absorbedā€¦
is a foodieā€¦ loves to see and be seenā€¦they are very, very proud
of their city and believes, rightly, that it is the greatest city in the worldā€¦
live and let live is really their mottoā€¦ the average person makes no
judgments about other peopleā€¦ the city, and state for that matter,
believes in the motto, let your freak flag flyā€¦ it is all goodā€¦
the average San Franciscian takes their superiority for grantedā€¦ because
it is the greatest city in the worldā€¦there is a lot of wealth in the city
but people really donā€™t flaunt that wealth like they do back in the Midwest
or the east coastā€¦ Iā€™ve talked to billionairs and I really couldnā€™t tell that
they were billionairsā€¦ people told me laterā€¦

The average San Franciscian believes in the good life, eat, drink and be merry
for we live in San Francisco and you donā€™tā€¦the average San Franciscian
really does party hardā€¦ it is a great drinking townā€¦I must admit,
the average person is a bit on the shallow sideā€¦ with fashion statements
being the normā€¦ even dressing down is a fashion statementā€¦we, the wealthy
are no different then youā€¦

if you donā€™t know a dozen gay people, you are simply
hiding in your room because gay people are simply a norm here and
they are very out front telling you they are gayā€¦

you can be whomever you want to be in San Francisco because
no one cares enough to object because everyone here
is trying to be what they want to beā€¦ it is a strange, strange
city because you can be whomever you want to beā€¦
and no one will stop youā€¦ most likely, no one will notice because
everyone is just doing their own thingā€¦be as weird as you want
to be in San Francisco and that is what makes the city specialā€¦
that and it is the most beautiful city in the U.S and I have been to
most of the U.S and S.F is most beautiful city in the U.S, without a doubtā€¦
do you doubt? ask any San Franciscian, they will tell youā€¦

Kropotkin

I am pleased to backtrack on what I said above, as in recent weeks the foreign contingency has been drastically decreasing in numbers due to self-expulsion back to their own shores, from fear of being impoverished due to tightened purse-strings as far as they are concerned. :smiley: