Lemmings

Can someone explain the connection here? Why ‘lemming’?

Because they are suicidal . . . like lemmings.

Your mother is suicidal.

Good thing you said that to me.

Exactly. Its not just a good thing, its the best thing.

Your whore mother told me so.

Okay, lemming.

Your mom is a lemming.

She is not, Mr. Lemming.

You can’t prove that.

Your mom is a hermaphrodite who fucked herself in the ass and then shit you out into a toilet full of period blood. That’s why you’re so anal. Then when she went out whoring, you were essentially abandoned by both parents, and since you hermie mom acted feminine, the only male role models you had were the crackheads your mom would bang, and some of them probably molested you too, and she knew about it but didn’t say anything because they were paying her.

That’s what wrong with you.

Paging Mr. Uccisore! Paging Mr. Uccisore! :wink:

:laughing:

Well, this is turning into a quality discussion.

I thought it is a myth that lemmings commit mass suicide.

Maybe he “drained the swamp” here and moved on. :-k

He’s embarrassed by the political party that he’s been such a ridiculous cheerleader for. How could he defend the indefensible? He’s probably in a bar somewhere arguing with dumb people. He’d be eaten alive at this point by anyone with half a brain, and there are too many people here with half a brain, so he hides.

I remember him saying he took public transit. So maybe he doesn’t have a lot of money, and he had to go to another country for some medical care in a place where they don’t have internet.

Warning issued in Uccisore’s absence…

Lolz

Sheep would be a better metaphor than lemmings.