When I was a massive Bowie fanatic I did some bizarre things to get as close as I could to him including dressing up as a cleaner to get into the green room (a tent behind the stage), sneaking into his hotel and pretending to be a guest sunning myself by the rooftop pool or drinking in the guests’ only bar. The only way to pay for drinks was to charge it to your room and, since we didn’t have a room, we made up a number and got smashed night after night on someone else’s account.
I made the mistake of telling a friend who was a large woman with enormous boobs, an ex-prostitute, a ‘card and palm reader’ and an alcoholic. Man, did she get us into trouble? I cringe when I think about it but it was so funny at the same time. She caused scenes with Jeremy Irons (the actor), Dire Straits and Bette Midler. Bowie stayed away from us. (Another friend snagged him and she wasn’t even a Bowie fan… but that’s another story).
Some of the funniest – and most excruciatingly embarrassing – things happen when you let you let your inner groupie out. Go for it, Wendy!!
Being amused. So I have a huge tote filled with PC games that date back to 1994 which Joker just ravaged in a blissful frenzy. “You’ve been holding out on me!” he kept repeating. “No, I told you that I had a lot of PC games, but you never asked to check them out,” I stated repeatedly. I think he left me to go to playland heaven.
Magnus, you’re not evolved enough to be in the sun. Your inferior genetics make it where you have to stay in a cave. Your ancestors had to hide from the outside world because they were weak and so now you’re a pasty white fuck who can’t go to the beach.
Yeah man. Try and be more noble and maybe things will get better for you…if you even can with those crusty ass old genes you got from you frightened, cave dwelling ancestors who were afraid to go and fight dinosaurs because they were of low morals.
Adriatic is a beautiful sea. They have plenty of sun there, so really, sun people.
Got my raccoon eyes tan already so far (might deepen it more to dark cherry red tone to make the eyes pop out more). Still working on my farmers tan, but that one will be slow coming. Yeah, it sure will be something by the end of summer.
My face is fine. I can’t even tell if it’s sunburned or not. It appears it’s only tanned. It is my shoulder that got a nasty sunburn.
Note that I’ve been out in the sun between 9 AM and 4 PM with the peak temperature being 40 C.
Felt weak afterwards.
Wondering if 30 feet above the river will keep us out of the flood plain? The amount of rain has been significant, like record breakingly so, and if we receive a few more days of a deluge, will Joker and I need to canoe down our street. I haven’t canoed in many years. Be cool to fish from inside our place.