News we would like to see

Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau has decided to advance the causes of women and transsexuals by getting a sex change.

Trudeau said, “I already have no balls so it should be a fairly easy procedure.”

In a surprise move, Donald Trump has resigned the presidency in order to become a potato farmer.

Reached for an explanation, Trump said “It’s the best way to Make America Great Again”.

In what some see as a rare moment of honesty, U.S. president Donald Trump tweeted that his latest choice for FBI director is Vladimir Putin.

Recently, U.S. president Donald Trump’s tweets have been thoughtful and constructive. White House staff said that his Twitter account had been hacked and inaccessible to him for several days. They have now taken measures to ensure that it does not happen again.

Armageddon has been averted. All citizens of Earth are dining on three, chemical free, non-engineered meals a day and have access to secure shelters with running fresh water, electricity, and many basic amenities fit for modern civilization. Everyone is contributing to the upkeep of civilization and our planet, Earth, with a helpful smile. Stress and competition no longer equal a maladaptive fight for survival, our fights are to better ourselves by enriching the lives of our fellow human beings. No one lives without choices that benefit their success, everyone’s success. A new ultimate reality is in our grasp.

That we were being invaded by an alien species. :laughing: That might just make humanity step up its game and all would come together as One to defeat it. I wonder how long that Ich and Du might last.

CNN has just confirmed a big story how the American senate and congress has been infiltrated heavily by Israeli dual citizens with political loyalties to international zionism.