What I am

If you were to ask a Jew, “Is Jesus a loving guy”? They’d just focus on how he insulted them after he flipped over their tables and descrecrated their temples of dogma, and they would answer “No, he isn’t.” When I get sick of dealing with your annoying species, and I flip out and get sick of their bullshit, the conglomerate of idiots and society says “Oh look what a bad person they are.”

Just like how I get sick of you writing a bunch of stupid poetry and talking about your fertile love life while millions of males commit suicide daily due to sexual frustration.

You know, I have to say that it’s getting impossible to take you seriously. You might actually make me laugh one of these days.

I haven’t made you laugh yet? That hurts.

Good.

No, not good. It means you have a poor/muted sense of humor.

Naw, I have a great sense of humor. Not every joke is a diamond. You have to work through the bad ones to get to the good ones.

Now, take google, for example. It is very specific when it comes to search results.

I searched: twisted sick sense of irrational sardonically ironic humor

I get:

(I learned something from this one. It never occurred to me to try opening the door once it was closed.)

Google has a Hell of a sense of humor. You should learn from it.

None of those jokes were that funny. They were slightly humorous and made me smile, that’s all.
That being sad, google is hit or miss. Those particular search terms did not return any sick or twisted kind of jokes. Mostly those are logical jokes, coffee jokes, cubicle jokes, joke’s you’d tell your distant aunt, mildly funny but not hysterical.

Mainly, it has to do with dopamine and serotonin. I have higher dopamine than most so I have a certain depth of humor that people don’t have. For me, a joke is more than just the logic of it, it’s the act and performance itself. For me, I can laugh at a car just going down the road in a funny way.

the funny part is that they seem like corny jokes at first and improperly categorized until you really look at what I searched with to find them and then they’re beyond diabolical. Look at them as being diabolical. You’re good with diabolical viewing of things, aren’t you? -pats UP on the head-

attagirl.

I don’t see anything terribly diabolical about them, since zombies have turned into a mainstream meme, but I do see the slight humor in that google failed to return any relevant results.

Sometimes it’s hard for me to laugh when I am in my mode of hate and misery, and I am very serious when I am angry. But when I laugh I can be diabolical. For instance I find diabolical youtube poops and diabolical youtube cartoons funny.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaOQzfMHShw[/youtube]

If you don’t understand the humor, you don’t have to pretend to.

What humor? Yours or mine? I understand the jokes you posted, they just weren’t that funny. What did you think of the Mario video?

But then again, you did say something.
You could have just turned right around, backed up and deleted what you posted.

Ierrellus, do you realize what you actually DID just say?

You posted a video?

Yeah, it was Mario’s Date. Have you seen it before?

Have you ever been stood up, before?

youtu.be/tCrDgm_H678

It’s funny because I didn’t watch the video you posted.

Jokes on you, not my problem if you missed out on a funny comedy I gave to you for free.

Couldn’t see what the signs were saying.

Yes.