Astrological reading for 2017

Not sure he’s manly enough for you, but if he is, then he must win Serbian presidential elections in order to confirm your astrological predictions.

npr.org/sections/parallels/2 … -contender

Too many double standards in this year!!! …Some girl gets a vibrator and it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240Volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I’m apparently a dirty fucking pervert!!

Triple standards is the next big thing.

You lost.

Alexander the Small has no beard.