A shieldmaiden, of course we have dinner. She’s not a hooker, just a former stripper. And I don’t lie to them about my intentions, so yes they know that I’m retired from dating and that I think marriage should be illegal. Women are tired of needy, emotional men who can’t be content without constant, annoying validation. Most of the ones I encounter find my honesty refreshing. Not everyone wants what you want.
If I do, it’ll be when I’m 60 years old or more. I might knock up a young lady and get her a life insurance policy.
Neither. This one is like an athlete. No kids, eats right, and very fit. I don’t get bored with those kinds of women. But, I don’t marry anyone. Just something I’m against in principle.
I don’t think she’d be in to posting on a philosophy site, which to me, is a good thing. I wouldn’t get along with a debater type. My day to day is smooth, peaceful and happy and without conflict for the most part. Philosophy people, or most people really just can’t pull that off. They’ve all gotta fight for or about something. Its tiring and boring.
Oh, you mean that he may have kids, not that he may one day have kids. shutter What would smears do if he became a father? I think the lifestyle change would be unbearable.
Okay, then here’s the deal. I’ll PM you questions, you ask her, and then you get back to me. Sound fair?
Kris and Shieldy, you can get in on this too.
What Mr R,
Time will tell.
I will put my money on her.
Mr R wrote:
They are questions only Mr. R. not my personal preferences.
Marriage? Heaven forbid. HA!
Gib, get me the questions, and I’ll get you her responses. This sounds like it could end up being funny.
Time will tell what?
I changed my original response.
I realised it is silly and useless to comment on any of this, so I will put aside my reservations and wish you well.
How about a civil partnership? 
You have never expressed yourself in this way before… ever, so this is new… for you. 
I have an even better idea. You should start a thread called “Philosophy With a Stripper”. It can be just like my “Philosophy With Children”. You ask her philosophical questions and post her responses. We’ll see who’s smarter: my kids or her.
Oh Gib! 
Hey, some strippers are smart.
Its never useless to comment on things.
When I said I think I’m in love, that was supposed to be like the punch line.
I got that, but some people can be endearing more than others…
If you’re a hot girl who’s 10 years younger than me, you might think I’m the nicest guy who ever lived.
The way I was raised, the nicest and the nastiest were not to be trusted. Dudes somewhere in the middle were safest.
Sounds boring. Plus, what’s the big deal with trust? Why do people need to feel that?