Oprah is an awful choice for me… I protest. I’m a slim Caribbean chick, so try harder next time… no gold stars for you!
Charlie Sheen as Surreptitious… for his sexual connotations
Brad Pitt as Ecmandu… coz he really does look like him
Ryan Phillipe as Fuse… for his profusion of blond curls
Lucas Till as Magnus Anderson… coz they could be twins
Incorrect as Shia LaBeouf… for his new-found depth
Liam Helmsworth as Autsider… coz he’s tall and angry
Rob Lowe as d63… for his mature brooding good looks
Russell Crow as 1mpious… for his larger than life persona
Ray Winstone as -1-… coz he’s a bit of an ‘ard nut’
Baljinnyamyn Amarsaikhan as Jerkey… for his crazy Mongol genes
Daniel Craig as The Golden Turd… coz he’s a blond action man
Destiny as Vivika A Fox… for her naughty past
Look at the pictures in this thread. The guys are all gays. I am repeating myself for your sake, baby, I don’t know why you could not understand me the first time around, but here we go, a third time, so I preempt you: the pictures of males given as character descriptions show only gay males.
Shhh I must razz him for his condescension. Shhh with the compliments. It (since we can’t know sex for sure) may fit in once it stops with its pissy attitude. He reminds me of The Golden Gerd. No, that ms was intentional.