Oprah is an awful choice for meā¦ I protest. Iām a slim Caribbean chick, so try harder next timeā¦ no gold stars for you!
Charlie Sheen as Surreptitiousā¦ for his sexual connotations
Brad Pitt as Ecmanduā¦ coz he really does look like him
Ryan Phillipe as Fuseā¦ for his profusion of blond curls
Lucas Till as Magnus Andersonā¦ coz they could be twins
Incorrect as Shia LaBeoufā¦ for his new-found depth
Liam Helmsworth as Autsiderā¦ coz heās tall and angry
Rob Lowe as d63ā¦ for his mature brooding good looks
Russell Crow as 1mpiousā¦ for his larger than life persona
Ray Winstone as -1-ā¦ coz heās a bit of an āard nutā
Baljinnyamyn Amarsaikhan as Jerkeyā¦ for his crazy Mongol genes
Daniel Craig as The Golden Turdā¦ coz heās a blond action man
Destiny as Vivika A Foxā¦ for her naughty past
No thought going into my selection whatā¦soā¦ever from you, so Iāll cast myself in my next batch of castings, Charlieā¦ maybe a Rhianna or a Nikki Minaj.
Look at the pictures in this thread. The guys are all gays. I am repeating myself for your sake, baby, I donāt know why you could not understand me the first time around, but here we go, a third time, so I preempt you: the pictures of males given as character descriptions show only gay males.