Post a message to Zoots

I thought you weren’t the type for commitments. :mrgreen: Well, beyond training kitties and household cleaning measures. Depth is hard to discern in you. I’m sorry.

Commitments? How is it a commitment to get a guy a cheeseburger?

Most people think that depth is in long windedness and obscure vocabulary. The “ist” and “ism” crowd. That’s smart guy stuff. That’s what smart deep guys do. But I’m over it. Been there, done that, got the tshirt. I’m not here to try and convince people that I’m deep or smart. Those aren’t things that I feel any need to prove.

What are you here to convince people of? Not nothing? What then?

I just say that I’m thinking and see how it goes. I don’t really have an angle like that.

Are there really five people who use your account?

It’s a revolving crowd. Maybe 4, maybe 6. Depends on the day I suppose.

Why are other people being you?

They’re not.

Wait, they sign-in as you. How are they not impostors?

Because I don’t feel imposed upon.

You don’t exist then, just an amalgamation? An image of nothing real.

Everything exists.

Okay, enjoy your coolness, you’re everything, one.

Smears, if you pay off everything he “owes” for the remainder of the year, so that anyone can buy him food till December, I will issue you ten “Shut The Fuck Up” passes, where you can effectively ban me for a day, one pass equals one day. Just Ten.

You gotta pay out at a bare minimum at least $500, but it has to be enough where others can buy him food. It won’t count if you contact them and you only had to give $100 bucks or something cause Phoney misunderstood. If it costs $2500, it costs $2500, if merely $500, then $500.

That’s my deal.

Oh, and you gotta document literally every screenshot, not merely to prove to me, but also cause you would have standing for a lawsuit if my suspicion is correct, that this is fraud.

I read that caremart’s terms of service, and there is nothing there saying that they get to appropriate funds if the inmate’s account is on the red.
I hope I hear from zoots soon saying that he got it. If not I will have to inquire about my purchase.

I have no idea how much he owes. His mother says that at the end of his stay he might be in the hole for over 1k.

If a handful of us tip in a few bucks a month, we could take care of this.

I can try to find out through his mother, but also you or turd can just give the jail office a phone call to find out.
As stated above, willing to tip in.

If it’s less than 1000 bucks, and REXX goes to at least 1.50 by the end of March, and I can be assured that it’s going to get him a cheeseburger, then I’ll do it.

He’s gotta wait till March for his cheeseburger? :open_mouth: