Don’t. They jam. They aren’t combat ready.
Cats are loyal to the food.
The door and window hardware came with the doors and windows, and I heard they were very pricey… shame that most of the house interior wasn’t. 
My area of London has the biggest police station in Europe (not sure if this has been usurped yet though) so any sniff of a crime and they are there… helicopters, motorbikes, fast cars… they’re there. Where I live is becoming a crime-free zone, but the surrounding areas will probably suffer more due to that, but the CCTV cameras in every corner of our city will quickly put paid to that.
Doors won’t stop a bullet, you’re crazy to think it does.
Who’ll be shooting me UP1001? I only get filthy looks and sexy stares shot my way, but nothing more.
We have high knife crime here, not gun crime, but now knife crime carries the same sentence as gun crime so even that is now on the decrease here.
Thought you were afraid of cat burglars entering your home.
Not cat burglars, my cat… and I ain’t scared, just puzzled… by how cats think they can intimidate a human into doing their bidding… obviously got a death wish or nine.
Yeah that is why I don’t talk to my pussy anymore.
What’s the most your willing to spend? Screwdriver attacks only work on your more expensive locks ($100-300), because it is mostly plastic inside. They likely are just walking around busting up the poorer made, yet more expensive locks. Give me a price range, and I’ll give you options.
Did you miss my post where I said these houses are fortresses? No-one even bothers try here since they tried when they were first built in 1996… a lost cause ending in jail time if they do.
I’m not a fan of smut.
Okay, we will test this hypothesis. I’ve saved photos of this and outside your apartment, and just posted it on ceaigslist as a dare. We will see how well it stands.
The UK uses Craigslist?
london.craigslist.co.uk/search/hhh
Two rooms available in London for free to pretty young girls.
Sounds like it to me.
Be careful, Mags, Turd is going to break into your house and steal all of your food.
If I ever want to end my life, I would just ask Magsj to make me her most exotic seafood dish. That should do me in for good.
Unless you’re allergic to seafood, or eat this:
it wouldn’t kill you, so back to the drawing board for you young man.
Hi Turd, the first picture was a little disturbing to me, but I did enjoy the other cat pictures 
With his aversion to organic food? I doubt it.
Turd always has the option of getting himself arrested if things come to the worst, so then he’ll have free accommodation and food.
That’s season 8 of Stargate SG1