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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:47 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Five seconds of Satan commanding mass murder is five seconds too much.

Five seconds commanding is one thing, actually performing mass murder is another thing.

The biggest problem that Satan, as well as God, faces, is that nobody listens to him any more. It's pretty sad and lonely these days to be a deity, or the opposite. In fact, as a god, you might as well be dead.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:49 am

Kriswest wrote:Nah, the giant octopus's humongous pet squid ate them.


Typo. That should read "humorous pet squid ate them."

To eat anything requires a sense of humour.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:53 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Or Kottos talking to Gyges about how much their job sucks.


Gyger counter! My dream job.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:59 am

If you tie a bag of bricks to your feet and jump off a Pacific cruise ship, you can apply in person.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:00 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:How you gonna be as smart as us hanging out at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Ain't shit down that far but mud and incredible water pressure. We can use computers, they got.... cold mud. Seems odd for high intelligence to develop under those conditions.

Well, you'd need a LOT of intelligence to live in those conditions. A dumb animal could not adapt. "When the tuff gets going..."

I, for one, am not smart enough to survive on my wits alone 10 km down below the waters.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:08 am

Just barely under 11 km actually.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:10 am

James S Saint wrote:Valid issue.
Complexity in environment spawns an increase in both dexterity and intellect (given enough time).

I can't see deep sea creatures ever bothering with working out hexadecimal coding, documentation, and communication networks.

Probably very true. But I still see them doing water cooler chatting, drawing Venn diagrams and forcibly taking out live babies from their females' tummies. These are universal, homogeneously spread-out skills throughout the cosmos.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:11 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Just barely under 11 km actually.

What's "under 11 Km" when you are 10 Km down? About a Km still under you, or everything above you?
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:15 am

KM is always beneath me, I'm American, I dislike the metric system. I prefer my distances made in heterosexual, God approved miles.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:16 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:If you tie a bag of bricks to your feet and jump off a Pacific cruise ship, you can apply in person.

I tried that already... you know how hard it is to jump around with a bag of bricks tied to your feet? I have a hard enough time jumping around without any ballasts, thank you very much.

Can I instead jump off said cruise ship above the Marinara trench with a bag of a weather balloon tied to my feet? The worst that could happen would be to fall up,instead of down. But jumping itself, as an activity into its own, would be a szincs.

I vote for weather balloon.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:19 am

No, Bin Laden managed to do it, and he was dead, so you can you.

A weather can't lift you, at best it would keep you from sinking till the sharks rip you apart. That's such a bad way to go.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:21 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:KM is always beneath me, I'm American, I dislike the metric system. I prefer my distances made in heterosexual, God approved miles.

I'm metric all the way. "Nine (9) cm" certainly sounds much more encouraging than "two and a half inches". Then again, a yard stick rules. (This was a friggin' pun.)
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:27 am

3 1/2 inches.

This is what happens when people try to juggle two systems of measurements, confusion of a lesser, incongruent emerges. I think space exploration should only be done in miles. This way we don't make the universe appear smaller than it really is.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:13 am

Turd Ferguson, our own resident Christian science monitor. :lol:
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby James S Saint » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:46 am

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James S Saint wrote:Valid issue.
Complexity in environment spawns an increase in both dexterity and intellect (given enough time).

I can't see deep sea creatures ever bothering with working out hexadecimal coding, documentation, and communication networks.

Probably very true. But I still see them doing water cooler chatting, drawing Venn diagrams and forcibly taking out live babies from their females' tummies. These are universal, homogeneously spread-out skills throughout the cosmos.

That would depend upon whether they ever finally discovered liberalism. :-k
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:18 pm

James S Saint wrote:That would depend upon whether they ever finally discovered liberalism. :-k

Liberalism is a basic alienable American Human Right of every American citizen.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:23 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:3 1/2 inches.

This is what happens when people try to juggle two systems of measurements, confusion of a lesser, incongruent emerges. I think space exploration should only be done in miles. This way we don't make the universe appear smaller than it really is.

Yeah... with every new discovery of a new planet, or galaxy, or constellation, the world shrinks a little bit.

As the ancient did not use to say, but we do, "it's a small world." I support you. Let's not make it any smaller. Pretty soon you stretch in bed and you are pushing a galaxy with your feet five centimetres-- appardon, two inches away from your solar system.

This is what "entropy" is all about. Everything gets smaller, until so small, that there is nothing left of it. Like a Christmas cake, or a penis after sex.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby The Golden Turd » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:57 pm

Measurement should be based around man for utility. A human foot makes sense, so long as it is someone's actual foot. You can guess in a situation by slapping your feet down.

Or temperature on human body temperature, that's far more important than the boiling and freezing point of water, which fluctuates at different barometric pressures. Good science, such as space travel, will be all over the place, but science that concerns human centric concerns will always know the temperature needed for humans to survive or die, as it is automatically built into our range.

We need a greater simplicity in such math that the metric can't address. How do you measure relativistic time and motion in the metric system? Alice Strings? Dark Matter? What other fantasies?
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby James S Saint » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:17 pm

If they had merely stuck with a 1 foot standard and adopted decimals of it, it would have worked out better for everyone, but noooooo.... Can't have a system that everyone agrees to. That would be too Babylon. :o
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:19 am

I have no qualms with the metric system, it is well designed, even if only for Earth-bound pilgrims, not for space travellers.

What I object to is their nomenclature. Centimetres. Kilometres. Four syllables against one of inch and mile in the Imperial system. Kilogramms, instead of pounds.

The British system rolls off the tongue much easier, much simpler. True, there is an unimaginable number of feet in a mile, and only so many drams in a grain, and god only knows what other godforsaken units of measurements exist, but they can each and every one be pronounced by human beings. Try saying Kilogramforcemetrespersecundumsquare instead of pounds.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:39 am

I prefer grams and kilograms to ounces and pounds.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:24 am

Because that's how your illegal drugs cone packaged. Hence why we must destroy the metric system. No kilos, no kilos of drugs. Simple.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:50 am

What if the scientists this whole time thought it was the mariana trench, but really, the very first dude who discovered it just was on a shitty phone and he was breaking up and he really said, marijuana trench, and therefore the whole thing is full of weed?
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby -1- » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:01 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

A straight lover is very different from loving a pimp.

Eating out a straight yet noisy lover in church is like giving candy to a pimp: everyone looks and salivates, and everyone wants a piece of it, but nobody dares to make a move.
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Re: Creepy Shit Heard In Mariana Trench

Postby MagsJ » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:05 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:I prefer grams and kilograms to ounces and pounds.

I grew up having to learn (and incorporate into my learnings) both the metric and imperial systems of weights and measures... it was a time of change back then.
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