Humor Me

[MagsJ]

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[WendyDarling]

[MagsJ]

His face says it all...

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[WendyDarling]

Poor baby!

Cotton hated his caterpiller halloween costume.

[MagsJ]

:D Poor baby!

Cotton hated his caterpiller halloween costume.

Did it have lots of dangling legs that moved when he did? Too funny...

[WendyDarling]

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Man, he still hates it and is trying to tear it apart. He's temperamental about head wear, nope, not happening...ever.

[The Golden Turd]

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Man, he still hates it and is trying to tear it apart. He's temperamental about head wear, nope, not happening...ever.

Looks like Joker's influence is showing.

[WendyDarling]

How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[WendyDarling]

[WendyDarling]

[MagsJ]

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[MagsJ]

a must try...

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[WendyDarling]

Mags,

That first one had me laughing hard. Vodka please?

[MagsJ]

Mags,

That first one had me laughing hard. Vodka please?

..orange or tonic to go with..?

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[WendyDarling]

I'll eat your share of safety!

If it's smooth and chilled, who needs more than the bottle(in a brown paper bag of course )? It's been so long, I only have vague recollections of how good, no, great it was.

[WendyDarling]

How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Where's JSS? He'll have an answer.

[Meno_]

A philosopher's wife sends the philosopher to the market. She says bring a dozen eggs, and if they have apples. The man returns empty handed. Didn't they have eggs, the wife asks. The philosopher answers, yes they did, but they didn't have apples.

[WendyDarling]

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."

Yo' Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's donating her body to science fiction.

Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

As one of the integrated neighborhood kids, we use to have showdowns with these jokes. A blast from the past.

[mannikin]

Try to make me laugh.

In a feminist society, when all the men have walked away...Girl resorts to the net to feel worthy by being humored.

[WendyDarling]

Go back to the KT mothership where you belong, MP.

[WendyDarling]

Run for your life MP. I've got lots of Yo' Mama jokes for you.

[mannikin]

Go back to the KT mothership where you belong, MP.

I'm already there..watching..always...they appear cute to me, like children..

[WendyDarling]

[WendyDarling]

[WendyDarling]

How many Cartesians does it take to change a light bulb?



None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.