Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

I’m handing the reigns over to President-elect Trump. He’s going to be the best admin, you’ll be so proud.

This is bigly news!

What?! :open_mouth:

I know for a fact he’d restore my PM privileges, because locker-room talk is not a crime. In fact he’d slap me on the back and say “Good job soldier, and a job well done. God bless America.”

You right Trixie, he would let me have my Trump Avatar too.

Trump Turd, I restored your avatar privileges. (that was a sincere typo)

Trixie, you still can’t be trusted with PMs.

Carleas,

What if Trixie only PMs Magnus Anderson her darkest secrets with their accompanying imagery? And no one else gets anything questionable, text only for everyone else?

Can’t they just make email accounts for that? It really seems beyond the scope of what ILP is for.

Why not?

Sorry, let me rephrase:

You sexually harassed another member by sending them porn via PM. I have a very strong interest in making sure that does not happen; I value ILP being free from something like that very highly. By contrast, I place effectively zero value on your ability to PM someone. The odds of you doing something you’ve done before are greater than zero, the cost of you doing it would be great, and the value to be gained by letting you do it is effectively zero. So,
(odds)*(cost):(value) → I don’t trust you nearly enough with the ability to send PMs to restore that functionality to you.

What are you, some kind of Hillary Clinton campaign manager or something?

Furthermore, my pm ability has much higher value than zero, you are being rude and not open minded.

To him. Not in general. To him is has 0 value.

But also to a lot of other people too.

Carleas, I can make it worth your while. Gaurantee I can change that 0 value to a ∞

I’m sorry, I’m a little saucy. This has been a weird week and I’m feisty. And you are right, I’m being rude.

But, given the risk, given your past behavior, and that there are a ton of ways for you to have private conversations with someone on the internet, it’s just not worth it to take any responsibility for your private conversations.

What if it was basically the equivalent of a mental apocalypse, and we needed the pms for some kind of case to defeat the censorship army.

He heads the censorship army dumbass, what do you think he does in Washington DC for a living?

Don’t call me a dumbass, this was all part of my plan, it’s a winwin for me.
If he doesn’t return my PM’s to me, he exposes to the world that he is part of corrupt Washington DC conspiracy and censorship army.
If he does return my PM’s to me, then I win as well.

He exposed that before you even started posting on this site, everyone knows he is a total tool of the oppressors.