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Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:32 am

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I'm not asking to be admin, or a moderator, never had, but at least turn it over to Magsj or Only Humean before you leave DC.

From my understanding, your a DC Lawyer who runs a policy something or another for some departments website, likely Department of Indian Affairs (only legal subject you knew anything on).

DC is gonna have a mass reorganization if Trump wins. I'm not willing to call it yet, everyone else has.

Just know, I and Joker and Random Factor will give you tips on how to survive while homeless Carleas. Keep your bicycle, it isn't like your bank accounts, it is a tangeable asset that can help you escape Trumpzilla in DC, as he ravished the city scape, blowing fire and stomping on the wee folks. Remember, your DC bike trail makes it all the way to my town in Weirton, West Virginia. You will see the economic devastation the Clinton's wrecked. I can buy you some chicken nuggets, and show you a safe way to bicycle across the Ohio River. You can make your way out to Iowa, and Joker can buy you even more McNuggets, and advice you the best way into Wyoming, and a cabin you can stay in during the winter, where to hunt.

By springtime, you should have enough jerkey cured to make it over the rocky mountains to meet up with Random Factor. He smokes weed, and is very liberal. Many of your fellow progressives will be trying to set up tent comunes between Eugene and Portland, he can get you a good tree the sleep under, and maybe a mosquito net.

This forum won't ever forget you. We've all been homeless thanks to Obamanomics, now it is your turn. I may be able to offer you a apprentice position in a year or two, so don't give up hope. We are all rooting for you Carleas, hang in there.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Becoming Homeless

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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:33 am

:lol: :P

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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:01 am

Be a pal and get him a trusty used rifle. He is a progressive, so nothing with too much kick. And a good knife for skinning.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:56 pm

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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Carleas » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:07 pm

I'm handing the reigns over to President-elect Trump. He's going to be the best admin, you'll be so proud.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:11 pm

This is bigly news!
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:24 am

Carleas wrote:I'm handing the reigns over to President-elect Trump. He's going to be the best admin, you'll be so proud.

What?! :shock:
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:56 pm

Carleas wrote:I'm handing the reigns over to President-elect Trump. He's going to be the best admin, you'll be so proud.


I know for a fact he'd restore my PM privileges, because locker-room talk is not a crime. In fact he'd slap me on the back and say "Good job soldier, and a job well done. God bless America."
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:35 pm

You right Trixie, he would let me have my Trump Avatar too.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Carleas » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:36 am

Trump Turd, I restored your avatar privileges. (that was a sincere typo)

Trixie, you still can't be trusted with PMs.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby WendyDarling » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:40 am

Carleas,

What if Trixie only PMs Magnus Anderson her darkest secrets with their accompanying imagery? And no one else gets anything questionable, text only for everyone else?
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Carleas » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:51 am

Can't they just make email accounts for that? It really seems beyond the scope of what ILP is for.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:12 am

Carleas wrote:Trump Turd, I restored your avatar privileges. (that was a sincere typo)

Trixie, you still can't be trusted with PMs.


Why not?
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Carleas » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:45 am

Sorry, let me rephrase:

You sexually harassed another member by sending them porn via PM. I have a very strong interest in making sure that does not happen; I value ILP being free from something like that very highly. By contrast, I place effectively zero value on your ability to PM someone. The odds of you doing something you've done before are greater than zero, the cost of you doing it would be great, and the value to be gained by letting you do it is effectively zero. So,
(odds)*(cost):(value) -> I don't trust you nearly enough with the ability to send PMs to restore that functionality to you.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:46 am

Carleas wrote:Sorry, let me rephrase:

You sexually harassed another member by sending them porn via PM. I have a very strong interest in making sure that does not happen; I value ILP being free from something like that very highly. By contrast, I place effectively zero value on your ability to PM someone. The odds of you doing something you've done before are greater than zero, the cost of you doing it would be great, and the value to be gained by letting you do it is effectively zero. So,
(odds)*(cost):(value) -> I don't trust you nearly enough with the ability to send PMs to restore that functionality to you.


What are you, some kind of Hillary Clinton campaign manager or something?
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:46 am

Carleas wrote:Sorry, let me rephrase:

You sexually harassed another member by sending them porn via PM. I have a very strong interest in making sure that does not happen; I value ILP being free from something like that very highly. By contrast, I place effectively zero value on your ability to PM someone. The odds of you doing something you've done before are greater than zero, the cost of you doing it would be great, and the value to be gained by letting you do it is effectively zero. So,
(odds)*(cost):(value) -> I don't trust you nearly enough with the ability to send PMs to restore that functionality to you.


Furthermore, my pm ability has much higher value than zero, you are being rude and not open minded.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:48 am

To him. Not in general. To him is has 0 value.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Carleas » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:50 am

But also to a lot of other people too.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:52 am

Carleas wrote:But also to a lot of other people too.


Carleas, I can make it worth your while. Gaurantee I can change that 0 value to a ∞
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Carleas » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:54 am

I'm sorry, I'm a little saucy. This has been a weird week and I'm feisty. And you are right, I'm being rude.

But, given the risk, given your past behavior, and that there are a ton of ways for you to have private conversations with someone on the internet, it's just not worth it to take any responsibility for your private conversations.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:56 am

Carleas wrote:I'm sorry, I'm a little saucy. This has been a weird week and I'm feisty. And you are right, I'm being rude.

But, given the risk, given your past behavior, and that there are a ton of ways for you to have private conversations with someone on the internet, it's just not worth it to take any responsibility for your private conversations.


What if it was basically the equivalent of a mental apocalypse, and we needed the pms for some kind of case to defeat the censorship army.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:35 am

He heads the censorship army dumbass, what do you think he does in Washington DC for a living?
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:39 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:He heads the censorship army dumbass, what do you think he does in Washington DC for a living?


Don't call me a dumbass, this was all part of my plan, it's a winwin for me.
If he doesn't return my PM's to me, he exposes to the world that he is part of corrupt Washington DC conspiracy and censorship army.
If he does return my PM's to me, then I win as well.
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Re: Please Turn Over Admin Rights Before Turning Homeless

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:21 am

He exposed that before you even started posting on this site, everyone knows he is a total tool of the oppressors.
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