Cubs in 6...you heard it here first....

I never can understand people’s obsession with sports. There’s so many other things one could pre occupy their time with.

Like highly unrealistic comic book characters?

There’s no comparison.

ok, we are in game two, top of the 5th and the Cubs are
winning 3-0… Looking good… much better then last night…
Ok, 4-0, even better…Nice…much better mood in the Kropotkin
household tonight and by much better mood in the Kropotkin household,
I mean me, because wife and daughter couldn’t give a shit about baseball…
they only care about the Real housewives of whatever crappy city
they are watching… I hate that show, all of them…

Kropotkin

Ok, Cubs won, so now its a best of 5 and going
to Chicago for 3… I am encouraged…

Kropotkin

I am very happy to hear that.

K: UMMMM, you like to hear about someone’s else pain and unhappiness?
sounds about right as you have no empathy for other people…

Kropotkin

Maggie probably likes soccer. A children’s game in the US, taken seriously by adults in shitty countries.

I prefer basketball. We are a basketball nation.

I just don’t like players who are not loyal to their team.

People who are obsessed with mainstream sports are, by definition, obsessed with men playing with balls.

I support our women soccer teams. If makes women feel sporty and equal. If your opposed to soccer, your opposed to women’s rights.

Soccer is the first sport that isn’t focused on winning, or even scoring, but just aimlessly fucking around. You litterly just run around a bit on the grass, kicking a white ball. It is intellectually less challenging than a pinball machine. They place the bar for playing very low, as long as your able to job slowly, without serious injury, you can play.

I honestly wonder how long I could play in the major leagues without ever getting near the ball before someone notices I never do anything but run back and forth, but mostly just stand there. If the ball came near me, just like, kick it away towards someone else. Crowd goes “wooooooooooooooooo!!!”.

Have you ever seen videos of soccer stadium crowds going nuts, collapsing the stadium? Funniests shit ever, as far as disasters go.

Great news, Indians won again.

The only Indians that ever mattered lost to the evil white male cis conspiracy and corporate industrial monstrocity.

Hey Trixie, they chose to move to Canada, we warned them what would happen.

OK, forced a game 7… I fucking love game’s 7…

I just don’t know which bar I will watch the game and get
roaring drunk as I watch the CUBS WIN THE PENNANT…

Kropotkin

Alright folks, game is over, it was a tie.

It’s tied in the bottom of the 9th right now.

Rain delay.

I left the bar at the rain delay and come home, short walk,
and find it, 7 to 6 Cubs… life is good…

Kropotkin

Noooooooo