Enable my PMs so I can talk to mannequin.

Enable my PMs. Mannequin keeps sending me PMs, but I can’t reply.

You are turning me into a rude asshole.

This is serious shit.

Yes, I demand an ILP civil court and inquiry on the matter. Carleas will be the judge and I will be Ultimate’s defense lawyer.

Only_Humean can be the rude courtroom sheriff officer.

This is clearly an outrageous ILP decision regarding my client Ultimate_Philosophy where I find everybody in utter contempt.

I motion that my client should be released from her punitive punishment as clearly she is suffering from psychological duress because of it.

I agree.

You lost your PM privileges because you were sending porn to members who did not want porn sent to them. I probably should have banned you permanently for that. Instead, I banned you temporarily. When I explained to you why you were being banned, you gave me every reason to think you would continue to abuse the ability to send PMs. Again, I probably should have banned you permanently at that time. Instead, I took away your ability to send PMs.

So, whenever you get frustrated that you are unable to send PMs, try changing the narrative: it is out of foolish leniency that you are here at all, so instead of abilities being taken away to which you feel entitled, think of every ability that remains to you as an undeserved gift. Rather than “I can’t reply, this sucks!”, think “Wow, I can’t believe I can still receive PMs!”

I can’t receive PMs. :frowning:

I was abusing my literacy.

This is known as the “glass half full” aproach.

What a bunch of baboons and their taboos…they call it “leniency” when they threaten to kick me out for not obeying their primitive customs and traditions…Me and my lawyer Joker will discuss this and get back to you, but for now, a video…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqNIOc8rgc[/youtube]

So…Soooory for people being too weak minded to handle a CGI picture of one of your own specie

Humans have such a psychosis, they get upset when they look at other humans, human bodies (their own specie) are against the rules, they have to clothe themselves at all times, even on a philosophy board devoted to “free thinking”, showing a human unclothed is worthy of permanent exile

This is supposedly 2016, the height of the enlightened age, the height of human civilization… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No Harbal, he isnt half full of shit, Carleas is completely full to the brim. You will pick up on it overtime… he is like the manager from Office Space. It never goes anywhere good.

Tried to watch that movie one day, it had buffering issues, then later on I forgot about it.
What is his name so I can google him and get a gist of the character?

His name is Only Humean. Also goes by Carleas and Magsj. Many Alias, but always Anal Retentive, but pretends not to be with dry humor and acting half surprised when people gets upset at the pointless managerial antics.

Your honor I object on the behalf of my client!

She has been punished long enough! Does a single crime deserve a lifetime of punishment?

I suggest we litigate terms of condition in which a set time of punishment is discussed. I believe all observers of this thread acting as council can agree with this sentiment on reasonable grounds. I file for a motion of dismissal on the side of Ultimate_Philosophy.

I submit to the court honorable judge Carleas the psychological duress of my client Ultimate_Philosophy with this picture as exhibit A. Thankfully me and my client whom I am representing have decided not to file a suit against the forum for psychological damages of individual isolation she has been forced to endure. I think there are severe mental health issues here underlying this case that we must consider. I can understand whatever decision you decide if there is a secondary offence should my client abuse a possible retrieve if you allow leniency today.

As Johnny Cochran would say, “If the punishment of crime does not fit you must acquit.”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVmC0ktznNo[/youtube]

I agree. My mental health has been steadily declining, probably because of this. I keep having violent dreams, very violent dreams, probably due to all the social ostracization I have gotten throughout my life. I fear I will never recover.

We’re still waiting a verdict from our dear honorable judge Carleas.

Pretty sure he gave that at the beginning.

No, not really. We’re waiting for an official proclamation or decree.

Violates Article 58 of the Carleas Code:
Agitation Against The Carleas System

Your lucky he hasn’t sent you to the gulag yet.

I fear for my internet life on ILP along with my client also.

Just out of curiosity, Turd [and we know you are reading this], if you were administering ILP, would I have been sent to the gulag?

:-k