the day has come when I make a contextual joke aimed at the american audience, and the american audience doesn’t get it
I actually wasn’t even here when this guy was around.
check him out on youtube. he funded the rent is toondamn right political party and ran for presidency
I just spent $2,500 on 28 buckets of food for the next 8 years
Wow… wow… wow…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs[/youtube]
I just ordered these. I’m gonna be able to run so much faster now.
What happened about your bike, smears?
[size=85](I had to add a comma to change the meaning)[/size] 
Got the insurance check. All good.
I put a deposit on a car this morning that I’m hoping to be able to pick up Monday or Tuesday. I’m gonna sell my X3 to a friend who’s waiting for some funds to transfer, then I’m gonna get a 128i. It’s smaller but still has a big engine. Should be pretty fun.
Not bad at all.
Is that a Lockheed Martin F-35? Please buy lots of them. I wanna see 300 a share by this time next year.
What about bartered items?
They don’t count, sorry.
Fine all you consumer capitalist sell out slaves!
Saw this poster displayed in the window of a store I was passing by. I had to have it because I couldn’t stop looking at it!! 
…and only 1 English pound.
The orange tassel is very Hari Krishna, and has just inspired me to want to enter a monastery for a short stay, as it’s something I’ve always wanted to do, in an attempt to aid myself on my spiritual journey.
I try but it won’t work
but yours is so big!
Bought these two much-needed products the other day… a better replacement for my previous burnt-out old one, which actually makes teeth look like they’ve been professionally polished / Everybody needs this PH-balancing soap in their life… it’s spa-quality properties give spa-quality results from first use.
