The Great Musician Frank Zappa and His Philosophy.

Nietzsche was not a Slav.

And this thread should not be derailed. This thread is about the Great Slav Musician Frank Zappa and his philosophy. So, please, stick to the topic.

I am a synthesis of the noble races, Mr. Anderson. I am both an original Aryan and a fake-ass 1930’s propagandic caucasian Aryan. I’m the whole package dude. My father’s side traces back to scottish and irish origins… no doubt part of the scandanavian stock migrating south into scotland and denmark during the dark ages. These folks were big barbarian bastards and now that you ask, my father’s father was just such a barbarian. Pop’s side was always violent. Like alcoholic Valhalla violent. Like I come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow violent. The kind of violence that only large angry white people can produce.

My mother’s side is Syrian and Lebanese… desert living snake charming belly dancing sand people with blue eyes and olive skin. Grandmother’s maiden name was ‘Saba’, so this most certainly indicates there was a Persian warrior tribe called the Sabians sometime in history of which she was a part, and which probably had something to do with the formation of the Hashishin Order. And who were they? The Arabic Ubermenschen.

Ergo, my uberwenchen grandmother carries in her heritage the secret order of hashishin, while my father carries in him the hyperborean soul of the viking conqueror and adventurer.

I am the Kwisatz Haderach!

Lev, you are so boring.

Artimas is even more boring. Out of everything I said, he decided to retort by saying that Nietzsche wasn’t a Slav.

Priceless.

Zappa was an Arab, like his greatest fan ever. Stupid Arabs. Who wants to be an Arab?

And what’s this, Zoot? We’re now playing a game of who’s gonna lie the stupidest? You are proud of being a mixed piece of shit? And Arabs are Ubermenschen? And Blacks are intellectuals?

And who in the whole goddamn universe cares about Zappa’s philosophy?

Technically yes, because there have been three in the last 70,000 thousand years. One did something significant in medicine I think, the other invented something, and I can’t remember the last one.

Correction. Uncle Franky was Arab Greek Italian French. And you are another boring Slav who just wants to waltz.

In the words of the great teacher sage and sufi mystic Mul-aha-muh-a ewl-madeen “one does not become an Arab, rather the Arab becomes the way of wanting” or “aluk-ha ul ala-lah-lu-luhukna”.

My ways and traditions predate yours by thousands of years blondy. We were teaching those Greek retards how to even use a language before irrelevant wandering thugs and barbarians like you in their cheap, class 4 plate metal armor and shining lockes of golden, teutonic hair, even existed. Even the Greeks were more advanced than you, and that’s saying a lot.

You’re whole era was put down by scholars and philosophers that came wayyyy later after greek and arab scholars and philosophers were interpreting each other’s text and setting the foundation for Aristotleanism and Platonism in the west. By the time your wandering brutes finally got some shit together in central Eruasia, scholasticism and the church had such a strangle hold on philosophy that you couldn’t do anything but adopt it. The Slavs sold out. You lost your Hellenism before you even had it.

On the other hand the Persians, my fair skinned flunky, predated all that nonsense and had fully functioning continent scale empires with…wait for it… mail delivery systems.

At about this time do you know what the armor wearing northern brutes with their heavy-weapons class double edged battle axes with 2d+6 hit points were doing?

NOT RUNNING EMPIRES, that’s what.

Who wants to be an Arab? Everybody wants a touch of Arab in them, Andersonius Maximus, and I embody a rare selective event in the chance of good breeding, with just the right amount of errors.

I am a Nietzschean happy error… when just the right balance of torrent and conflict between long lines that are foreign to each other form a sudden harmonious union in which the best of each side is brought out at the expense of all else. I am the victorious synthesis of two kinds of superior cultural ethos.

Now If I had some Japanese in me too it would be over for you. I wouldn’t even be having this conversation. A Viking Hashishin Samurai? There would be no argument dude.

There is only one thing worse than being a racist pr1ck, and that is being a confused muddle-headed racist pr1ck.
Obviously you find truth boring.
There are plenty of intellectuals of all kinds. Your skin colour does not seem to have much of a bearing. I know several “blacks” as you call them, and they are all a lot smarter than you, kiddo.

Maggie’s evidence that Zappa was an Arab…

Wait a minute, we gotta get something happenin’ here. You know, he is in there spending thousands of dollars and shit. We should make this worth while. We should… we should get into something real.

Naw man, he’s not interested in leather. Shit, that shit’s been fuckin’ rubbed in the ground, you know? Christ that’s, that’s going on two tours old now. We gotta come up with some new shit.

Go to 5:35 and listen to this acoustic stand-up bass playing. Patrick O’Hearn, ladies and gentlemen. That’s how a good musician used to play- straight amp with no effects. And to play an acoustic stand-up bass loud enough and aggressively enough to carry the melody as well as solo… well, that’s what musicians used to do.

Here is some Slavic waltz:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG-E4PVGQSI[/youtube]

Both Chopin and Lisitsa are Slavs. Lisitsa means “fox”.

Nietzsche loved Chopin.

Here’s another Slav:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWerj8FcprM[/youtube]

Now it’s your turn. Post some Arabian music.

Done.

Your turn.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhCWw0E_mVY[/youtube]

I knew you were stupid, but this takes the biscuit.

irony1
ˈʌɪrəni/
noun
the expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
“‘Don’t go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony”
synonyms: sarcasm, sardonicism, dryness, causticity, sharpness, acerbity, acid, bitterness, trenchancy, mordancy, cynicism; More
a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.
plural noun: ironies
“the irony is that I thought he could help me”
synonyms: paradox, paradoxical nature, incongruity, incongruousness, peculiarity
“the irony of the situation hit her”
a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character’s words or actions is clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
noun: dramatic irony; plural noun: tragic irony

The title of this thread is: “The Great Musician Frank Zappa and His Philosophy”. Unfortunately this thread is derailed:

Genius black people…now that’s not something you see every day…Tell me more…what are their names, their biographies, I need to add this to my research…skin colour is irrelevant to the issue…Indians have the same skin color as africans…they are not blacks…

Take a walk sou the door and meet some.

Lol…have you ever been to a black neighborhood?

I see blacks all the time…my question to you is who are these particular persons of interest…tell me more about them, if they even exist…Silence is doing you no favors…

Whaddaya do? You join The Mothers and you end up working for Zappa, and he makes you be a creep! You coulda played the blues with John Mayall or far-out exciting jazz with Blood, Sweat and Tears.

Look, no one’ll ever take you seriously after this. How can they take you seriously? In this business… you either gotta play the blues or sing with a high voice.

Hello? Is this room service?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2PrXTFtp0U[/youtube]

“So far ladies and gentlemen the response from this particular community has not been especially gratifying, perhaps you’re a little bit too intellectual here.”

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