This is what I’m saying, Zoot, I give you a truly badass piece of music, and you say nothing, and I give you some autistic mediocrity, and you go “OH MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT, MAX, THIS IS THE END OF THE METAL EVOLUTION!”
Hilarious!
What a magnitude of badassitude this is, just listen to it:
youtube.com/watch?v=LlTDJ1CwyP8#t=17m35s
Listen to it till the end, the badassitude starts at the very end, everything before it is just a warmup.
We can’t even agree on what’s the best prog metal out there.
And you know why is that? That’s because you’re an Arab and I’m a Slav.
All the great people were Slavs.
Nietzsche was a Slav.
Tesla was a Slav.
Unabomber is a Slav.
I am a Slav.
Historyboy is a Slav.
Jakub Zytecki is a Slav.
All the modern so-called Greeks are to a great extent Slavs (due to the Slavicization of Greece that occured long before they were born.)
Fixed is a Slav too, but he’s not a great person because he’s also a Jew.
Slav is the new Roman, Zoot.
Be a Slav, Zoot, that’s what’s cool these days.
Don’t be an Arab, what is an Arab, an Arab is just a man with a towel on his head in the middle of a hot summer day.
Who wants to be an Arab, noone wants to be an Arab, the greatest Arab ever and he’s not even a real person, he’s Disney’s Jafar, just a cartoon character.
Be a Slav, Zoot.
Repeat my mesmerizing words.
Be a Slav, Zoot. Be a Slav, Zoot. Be a Slav, Zoot.
Slavs are currently dominating most of the world sports. Who won FIFA World Cup U20? Who played Brazil in the finals? Who? Who, Zoot? Slavs, of course. Who played United Slaves of Africa in the FIBA World Cup 2014? Who, Zoot? Slavs, of course. Who has the highest number of world titles in basketball? Who, Zoot? Slavs, of course. It’s Yugoslavs right there with the United Slaves of Africa. Who’s dominating waterpolo? Who, Zoot? Even tennis, who’s dominating tennis, Zoot? Is it Rafael Nadal perhaps? Or an Arab? Who’s making fun of Spaniards these days on the ongoing Eurobasket?
Zoot, why do Americans imagine Slavs as their nemesis?
It’s a good day to be a Slav.
Be a Slav, Zoot.