That’s just wrong. And consider this, reverse the situation… if that cat was chained up like that, the dog would figure out a way to get him free because he’s smarter than the cat. Cats are stupid… so stupid a cat wouldn’t even realize he’s supposed to be miserable on a chain… much less a way to get off it.
If it hasn’t already been worked into a joke, it should be. The phrase ‘executed at gunpoint by a sexy woman’ and ‘sexecuted at bunpoint by a sexy woman’ need to be worked into a joke. Like a ‘what is the difference between’ joke or something. I don’t write jokes so I won’t do it.
Do it man. If you believe in yourself you can do anything.
Knock knock…
Who is there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!
1:33: I was just telling Melissa one of the first lessons we learned back at… Stanford Law… was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private home owners. In fact if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else.
How is everyone feeling tonight?
Oh look honey, there’s the hors d’oeuvres.
Warning: explicit lyrics.
I did this in less than an hour… the recording (the first and only take) and the editing on the movie maker. If I had more patience I coulda killed this shit ya’ll.
Brah, if I didn’t have to hold the phone and could stand up somewhere in a room or something I’m telling you I would have murdered this video. I even have a pair of those casual slacks the mexican gangsters wear. The shooting angle would be like a rap video… the cam would be at an angle below me looking up. I would pace menacingly around the camera shooting gang signs and swinging my arms around. It would be fantastic display of rapper histrionics. If I had a zoom and could pan too?.. that shit would be off the chain.
If a man comes to think he knows what it means to believe in god, he must be at a point where after some rigorous thinking he starts to think it isn’t so absurd to believe in god after all…, but then the thing he now thinks is reasonable slips from his grasp, and he moves away from the likelihood of his belief being true in proportion to his feeling justified in believing it.
Put another way, the moment belief in god is put into the domain of logic it becomes something that could be false; man wants to approach belief in god as carefully and cautiously as possible, yes, but by using the means to do this (rationale and logic) he moves further and further away from the thing he wants to know is true without being in a position to accept that it might be false.
A magnificent paradox! Kierkegaard put the sauce on that shit, ya’ll.