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That’s just wrong. And consider this, reverse the situation… if that cat was chained up like that, the dog would figure out a way to get him free because he’s smarter than the cat. Cats are stupid… so stupid a cat wouldn’t even realize he’s supposed to be miserable on a chain… much less a way to get off it.
If it hasn’t already been worked into a joke, it should be. The phrase ‘executed at gunpoint by a sexy woman’ and ‘sexecuted at bunpoint by a sexy woman’ need to be worked into a joke. Like a ‘what is the difference between’ joke or something. I don’t write jokes so I won’t do it.
Do it man. If you believe in yourself you can do anything.
Knock knock…
Who is there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!
1:33: I was just telling Melissa one of the first lessons we learned back at… Stanford Law… was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private home owners. In fact if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else.
How is everyone feeling tonight?
Oh look honey, there’s the hors d’oeuvres.