Are not all things open to interpretation, unless otherwise defined within parameters and sealed with solemn words of defiance.
If a person wants to debate whether or not it is what it is, then you can just walk away.
But what does walking away achieve? the merit/gain is in the exchange.
I’ll take you out like a strike in a game of skittles, and we ain’t talking candy here.
I do not know that game.
…it’s ten pin bowling to you Yanks 
you know that game?
A lot of great movies made about that game. The Big Lebowski, Kingpin, and at least one more I can’t think of.
I watched Hesher tonight.
That is all.
Shall I hide my grief for you in everyday actions, or would you want me to express how much I miss you…
When I was a kid I heard the expression, “he puts his pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else”.
I knew at a very early age that I didn’t wanna be like everyone else.
So all my life when I go to put on my pants, I sit down and put both legs in at the same time.
Should I buy gold and bury it someplace in case the whole world collapses or something?
I bought the gold. But then I sold it. The price went up. It’s back down. I’m gonna but it again.
Shut up, Smears! 
As much as I like to please everyone, I fear that shutting up isn’t one of my strong suits.
JESUS CHRIST I’M ON THE PHONE!!
Jesus isn’t real.
Your face isn’t real.
Neither is my face.
All human beings are intrinsically random and pretty much driven mad by it too, Including your mum.
And yes I know your mum joke you’re bored or is that board of them, but think about it really carefully because after all I am much smarter and much madder than you, and the truth if we ever hope to discover it will come from hel. :-"
All joking aside Merry Christmas ya ruddy nutters, I hope your having half as much fun as I am, and or at least you are drunk by now, if not working on it. Because I am and I don’t intend to stop until I go mad. 
Ok that was the last joke but your mum.
Sorry I’ll get me coat. 
youtube.com/watch?v=c3OM2MA1pic
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF8U_v6S120[/youtube]
You might want to watch this it will make more sense, I know you don’t watch youtube videos because the inebriati are watching your mum. But for gods sake take the tin foil hat off for once.
More random ponderings later when I have done your mum.
What’s a wonder wall anyway?
Tell me I am not random.
ok that was the last joke I promise.
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Ok penultimate joke.
Your mum.
The joker?
I am not Napoleon!
Adaaam Weeeest!!
Wait till the get a load of Adaam Weeest!
Yes that was clever. No you don’t have to read it or even acknowledge it, I am quite mad.
I trust you now get the point?
if not that’s Numberwang!
Rotate the board.
That’s wangernumb Julie to place first Kenneth?
that’s the nuberwang bonus!!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6NY4Kl8Ms[/youtube]
If only people would watch the links it would be much easier for Bertrand Russel.
And if you are wondering if I am mad, yes I am are you mad yet?
I have only one thing to declare “it is numberwang!”
See also youtube.com/watch?v=eP9YeDGAu7U
Random it is. If you think that’s weird you should try living in my head. why do they come to me to die?
Ok last joke of the evening.
And if you are in any doubt see here:
youtube.com/watch?v=IIW9sL-Yf6Q
And to round off the madness:
youtube.com/watch?v=cEX3c7mxu0s, the rabbit has gone down the hole.
:-" 
:-& 
:bannanadance: 