Actually, I think you answered that quite logically, even including the fact that the chicken was not the first to ever have been hatched from an egg. Which raises the question: what was the first hatchling to ever come about? A dinosaur? Did snakes come before the dinosaur?
Nah snakes were later, it was lizards at first, terrible/powerful lizards/reptiles literally the meaning of dino saur, and then they lost their legs some claim it was due to the act of the serpent in Eden, others claim it was due to legs being unfavourable in the environment a lizard existed, because of many various reasons, much of which are to do with being preyed upon amongst other issues such as preying upon others.
Snakes were late Cretaceous I think.
But there were amphibians long before Dinosaurs, and Fish long before them. But you have to go back much further to get back to early eggs: Arthropoda, annelidsā¦ way way way back (screen goes fuzzy ala Waynes World didl a didy la diddy laā¦
Overheard on the Underground:
āKnock, knock.ā
āWhoās there?ā
āWhat do the following have in common:
A: The studio in The Truman Show
B: The Great Wall of China
C: The Red Line in Syria.ā
āWhat do the following have in common:
A: The studio in The Truman Show
B: The Great Wall of China
C: The Red Line in Syria, who?ā
āItās not a knock knock joke. Itās a question: What do they have in common?ā
āNo idea.ā
āYou can see them from the Moon.ā
āDonāt get it. Anyway, apparently, you canāt even see the great wall of China from the Moon. And The Truman Show isnāt even real. And I donāt get the bit about the red line.ā
āItās wide.ā
āStill donāt get it. Not funny. Donāt know why you said, āknock, knockā.ā
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said āits no good trying to outrun it, its catching upā. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied " I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to out run you"!
You need to come up with something - even your own punch line. I bet you can make it funny or witty or philosophical. You have a scientific mind so you could do it.
Does the opposite apply
[i]Wheelie Bins and Black HolesPost 3
Steady-State Richard
Posted Aug 21, 2001
On no account should you try to fill black holes with rubbish,
or any other matter.
This isnāt a one liner, or even a joke, and certainly not funny, but I thought it belongs here:
Just off the presses: two philosophers got into a heated argument today, while discussing Kant in a Moscow suburb, and while the dialogue got heated, one of the participants whipped out a gun and shot the other philosopher. He is in critical condition.