Philosophical Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Scholastics–God makes them do it.
Idealists–All the goodies are on the other side.
Existentialists–To come back and do it again forever.
Pragmatists–For some fowl reason.
Neitzscheans–It’s chicken, all too chicken.

As seen on Tatler on Facebook today:

‎"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
~ Franklin (As in…Ben)

A poetic one…

I just thought of one:

While aiming a gun…
Chances are high you’ll hit the sky,
Chances are low you’ll hit the ground.


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Pi and his wife at the marriage guidance counsellor…

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Classic Science :slight_smile:

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From “Laugh-In”,mid 1960s
What drove Oscar wild?

Clair Booth was Luce; But Lautrec was Touloose. SIC (Sp.)

A real Pythagorian commandment is “Thou shalt not eat beans.” Only one human orifice has the right to speak.

Here’s a great graffito I saw in a 6thForm toilet in 1978.
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To do is to Be.
Jean Paul Sartre

To Be is to Do,
Martin Heidegger.

To Be Do Be Do.
Francisco Sinatra.
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But he never quite reaches you position, four.

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What is the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of ping-pong balls?[/size]

Answer next post.

You can’t unload a truck load of ping-pong balls with a pitch fork!

Sorry not very philosophical, but an old standard.

=D> Classic!

Man goes into a bar with a grin on his face, and ten pence. The barman says get out people like you are ten a penny.

First define man and bar. when you have defined the need for a man, and hence the worth of monetary compensation for your bar, or why he carries ten pence into a place that you have defined as existing under you contingency a bar. Then define the need for that particular question and why somehow the bar man has bizarrely come to the conclusion he does.

Define the need for jokes, given your conclusions and of course your ability to reason given that you have arbitrarily decided to define existence.

And why is the man happy?

Edit: for the d!

On a bathroom wall in a college town–
Be alert!
The world needs more lerts.

That’s so wrong! Even a dummy knows Pi are round, cake are square. :-"