Procrastinating for a bit whilst supping upon my home-made vin rouge… before showering after cardio, and then off to post all the eBay items I’ve sold… all 20 of them 
Smears, you crack me up 
If ever you’re around London way I’d be happy to show you the nightlife scene and daytime fun… but anything immoral is down to you to sort… 
Work-out before bed… gotta be up at the crack of dawn for filming for the next three days… I’m really not an early-morning person 
Put myself on the guest-list for parties this weekend, so I can play hard after the week is over 
Drove 12 hours overnight. In Orlando now. Finishing some stuff up here tonight, and thinking of doing a Disney thing tomorrow. Never been, probably won’t go. This town is loaded to the brim with young, fit Hispanic women. I’m going tonight to a bar managed by a friend where I will probably black out. I’ve slept 3 hours, not consecutive in the last 24 without stimulants. I’m talking slow and loosing focus and going out drinking in 1 hour.
Disposed of the weapon before leaving town. I had it less than 24 hours and I got an hour or twos worth of crap table money out of it. Not bad. Wish me luck. If I win, I keep traveling.
That’s some adventure Smears…
Day 1. I’m not even halfway to Miami yet I’ve got two more cities before, then a cruise then Miami then another cruise then another Florida tour of cities or what have you and I guess I’ve gotta be home to chop down trees in November or I’ll be all messed up so the end is already in sight its very depressing really…drinks…yes…drinks
Smears, try to reduce every sight existentially, then the trip will never really end.
Where is xeno when I need him?
OK so now I’m in St Augustine. Beautiful place. I slept some more. Good times.
I am scanning eBay for watches so I can know whether the duty free is a good deal. Anyone know any online sources for duty free comparison shopping, particularly for watches?2
My bro bought a Breitling duty-free and he saved loads of dough, so DF is better value… I think he googled the watch he wanted and cross-compared across many sites to check… I do the same, and it always works 
Oh, and fuck you about not replying back about meeting up if ever you are down London way 
Slept about 10 hours in the last three days, got a day’s rest today, and then a 5am alarm to get to set for 6.30am for the new Keira Knightley film tomorrow in EC…somewhere, so chilling with my wine and a steak dinner for now
I’m plotting a Europe trip for the spring. I’m coming to crash your party!
Also, I was once in the audience of the David Letterman show and kiera knightley was the guest. Or was it Kate beckinsale? Magsj you know most of my friends here do production. Commercials etc… a fun crowd without a doubt.
The watch I want is 1400 at Macy’s, 1000 on eBay. Duty free is gonna have to beat 800 or I’m just gonna wait out how long it takes to snipe one for cheap. I had the original tag f1 in the 90s. They discontinued it, came back out with it and now its got a chronograph. Whawhawhattttt? How can I not have one?
Will be jokes seeing you Smears… we could crash SIATD’s party together - two of his favourite people on the planet right now 
The crew on Hollywood productions are much more serious than other crews… it was a great day on set, and I was stood right next to some big names
Sounds like you gotta have one indeed - after a week of filming I’m so bored I’ve been shopping my boredom away but I’ve got a busy weekend ahead so won’t be buying nothing for those few days, aha!
You’d have to find me first.
I once stood next a really big name. It was a fucking huge sign that said ‘Jim’. I’ve no idea who ‘Jim’ was.
Smears, get your ass back on ILP ASAP. It’s really quiet without you, I’ve found myself talking to some right fucking weirdos.
You’re ok… as I never go anywhere uninvited… coz I’m proud like that
Sounds like a memorable moment for you too
I hope they keep my scene in because they deliberately placed me (as well as other eye candy in other scenes) in the scene so as to share screen time with the main actor 
I don’t get paid enough for these roles I tells ya 
…it’s good to push your boundaries to places you wouldn’t normally go… I find the current batch of posters amiable and eclectic, compared to the weirdos who used to roam the ILP corridors when I first joined here… I’d never interacted with their likes before, but I wouldn’t change those experiences for anything 
Just downed lemon/ginger in hot water and my daily dose of 5 egg-whites, before heading out to an early-morning Sunday shoot in South… why do I agree to these things
…actually, I’m not tired or too lethargic to not wanna do dis 
Took the casino for about 600ish. Finished all the booze. Made it back to Florida. Huge waves here this morning lots of surfers I can see from the hotel balcony. Took some LSD at sea. Read the 1st 60 pages of everything must go metaphysics naturalized. Turks and Caicos/ 7.5 out of 10. Dominican republic 8. Curacao 10. Aruba 6.5. Get it together Aruba. Tomorrow lunch then another ship. The next morning key west, then on to cozumel. Back in Miami Friday morning. Wish be luck in the casinos.
And the best price I found on the watch was $1020 total. I think I can squeeze one out here for 7ish. I just have a feeling it’ll come to me.
See you guys Saturday.
I am copying spec sheets from an (online) PDF into word, so I can put it through a word>html automator so I don’t need to code charts using CSS, or do it manually with HTML (which is what the automator is for), even though CSS would be the more “code clean” way to do it over HTML.
lol wut? I barely get it.
Yet this is the second time you’ve suggested meeting me…
Get your tits out, or play a dude. Instant controversy = getting paid more. Or release a sex tape. That seems to be a salary multiplier these days.
Some boundaries aren’t worth pushing. Some people are just a waste of time. We’re all going to die earlier than we think, I’d rather spend my time being challenged by people who know more about and are smarter than me when it comes to certain topics that I’m interested in. Plus there are some characters here whose lives are quite extraordinary. Whether they are telling the truth I do not know.
I have a lot of sex tapes. Should I release one?