What are you doing? (Part 1)

Well if they’re overpopulated, you’d be doing the environment a favor. I think hunting is a little weird myself, to be honest, but where I live, if they put limits on how many deer someone can kill, by the end of the year the fucking things will be jumping around the freeways and in the streets of the cities. They breed like…deer I guess. It’s totally common for people’s cars to get smashed here by them. And they don’t hit the front of the car, the run into the side of it as you’re going down the road because they suck at depth perception and timing. You’ll just be riding along and suddenly, “SMACK!!”, your fucking window falls out in your lap and there’s blood on you. Fucking gross man.

I’d still hunt a fox in England because it’s like…some kind of cultural thing? I dunno. I’d do it. I have some friends who go to Zimbabwe and shoot zebras and lions and cheetahs and shit. They’ve got heads all over their house just hanging on the walls. They actually hunt like mad. Fuckers bought all this land, then fenced it in, then had elk and moose and shit shipped in to breed on the land there, and then they go out and hunt and kill them. It’s fucking insane.

When I was a kid I’d shoot the hummingbirds that came to my mom’s hummingbird feeder with my little bb gun. And for a long time, I didn’t get that it was fucked up to kill those birds, I just didn’t understand why she wasn’t proud of me for being able to hit those tiny bastards. Now I put birdseed all over my yard so that I can get high in the spring and go watch them all munch and do bird things all peacefully and stuff.

It’s gonna be a great one.

In her blood? Are you a famous actor?

Not at all I am not an actor. My daughter tried her hand at it. I am just a regular guy.

Procrastinating for a bit whilst supping upon my home-made vin rouge… before showering after cardio, and then off to post all the eBay items I’ve sold… all 20 of them :open_mouth:

Smears, you crack me up :stuck_out_tongue: If ever you’re around London way I’d be happy to show you the nightlife scene and daytime fun… but anything immoral is down to you to sort… :confused:

Work-out before bed… gotta be up at the crack of dawn for filming for the next three days… I’m really not an early-morning person #-o

Put myself on the guest-list for parties this weekend, so I can play hard after the week is over :stuck_out_tongue:

Drove 12 hours overnight. In Orlando now. Finishing some stuff up here tonight, and thinking of doing a Disney thing tomorrow. Never been, probably won’t go. This town is loaded to the brim with young, fit Hispanic women. I’m going tonight to a bar managed by a friend where I will probably black out. I’ve slept 3 hours, not consecutive in the last 24 without stimulants. I’m talking slow and loosing focus and going out drinking in 1 hour.

Disposed of the weapon before leaving town. I had it less than 24 hours and I got an hour or twos worth of crap table money out of it. Not bad. Wish me luck. If I win, I keep traveling.

That’s some adventure Smears…

Day 1. I’m not even halfway to Miami yet I’ve got two more cities before, then a cruise then Miami then another cruise then another Florida tour of cities or what have you and I guess I’ve gotta be home to chop down trees in November or I’ll be all messed up so the end is already in sight its very depressing really…drinks…yes…drinks

Smears, try to reduce every sight existentially, then the trip will never really end.

Where is xeno when I need him?

OK so now I’m in St Augustine. Beautiful place. I slept some more. Good times.

I am scanning eBay for watches so I can know whether the duty free is a good deal. Anyone know any online sources for duty free comparison shopping, particularly for watches?2

My bro bought a Breitling duty-free and he saved loads of dough, so DF is better value… I think he googled the watch he wanted and cross-compared across many sites to check… I do the same, and it always works :wink:

Oh, and fuck you about not replying back about meeting up if ever you are down London way :obscene-birdiered:

Slept about 10 hours in the last three days, got a day’s rest today, and then a 5am alarm to get to set for 6.30am for the new Keira Knightley film tomorrow in EC…somewhere, so chilling with my wine and a steak dinner for now :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m plotting a Europe trip for the spring. I’m coming to crash your party!

Also, I was once in the audience of the David Letterman show and kiera knightley was the guest. Or was it Kate beckinsale? Magsj you know most of my friends here do production. Commercials etc… a fun crowd without a doubt.

The watch I want is 1400 at Macy’s, 1000 on eBay. Duty free is gonna have to beat 800 or I’m just gonna wait out how long it takes to snipe one for cheap. I had the original tag f1 in the 90s. They discontinued it, came back out with it and now its got a chronograph. Whawhawhattttt? How can I not have one?

Will be jokes seeing you Smears… we could crash SIATD’s party together - two of his favourite people on the planet right now :smiley:

The crew on Hollywood productions are much more serious than other crews… it was a great day on set, and I was stood right next to some big names :stuck_out_tongue:

Sounds like you gotta have one indeed - after a week of filming I’m so bored I’ve been shopping my boredom away :confused: but I’ve got a busy weekend ahead so won’t be buying nothing for those few days, aha!

You’d have to find me first.

I once stood next a really big name. It was a fucking huge sign that said ‘Jim’. I’ve no idea who ‘Jim’ was.

Smears, get your ass back on ILP ASAP. It’s really quiet without you, I’ve found myself talking to some right fucking weirdos.

You’re ok… as I never go anywhere uninvited… coz I’m proud like that :wink:

Sounds like a memorable moment for you too :stuck_out_tongue:

I hope they keep my scene in because they deliberately placed me (as well as other eye candy in other scenes) in the scene so as to share screen time with the main actor 8-[ I don’t get paid enough for these roles I tells ya [-(

…it’s good to push your boundaries to places you wouldn’t normally go… I find the current batch of posters amiable and eclectic, compared to the weirdos who used to roam the ILP corridors when I first joined here… I’d never interacted with their likes before, but I wouldn’t change those experiences for anything :sunglasses:

Just downed lemon/ginger in hot water and my daily dose of 5 egg-whites, before heading out to an early-morning Sunday shoot in South… why do I agree to these things :doh:

…actually, I’m not tired or too lethargic to not wanna do dis :slight_smile:

Took the casino for about 600ish. Finished all the booze. Made it back to Florida. Huge waves here this morning lots of surfers I can see from the hotel balcony. Took some LSD at sea. Read the 1st 60 pages of everything must go metaphysics naturalized. Turks and Caicos/ 7.5 out of 10. Dominican republic 8. Curacao 10. Aruba 6.5. Get it together Aruba. Tomorrow lunch then another ship. The next morning key west, then on to cozumel. Back in Miami Friday morning. Wish be luck in the casinos.

And the best price I found on the watch was $1020 total. I think I can squeeze one out here for 7ish. I just have a feeling it’ll come to me.

See you guys Saturday.