So… we got out of the black cab at the Barclays cash machine on Kings Road and the guy before us said he was really feeling my pal’s outfit… which consisted of pyjamas slippers and dressing gown, so my pal said thanks… with his hands proudly on his hips, and I then said that he was dressed like that because we’d been having hot sex all day and he couldn’t be bothered to change… at which point my pal and the stranger and his girlfriend all stopped and stared at me in disbelief, and after a well-timed pause I say I’m just kidding but wasn’t it funny…
It is possible that there’s just a surplus of Jewish actors and that the fact that EVERY lawyer and EVERY psychiatrist is played by a Jewish man is not intended as any kind of comment on or reflection of real society. Most of the Jews I know are right hippies, to be honest the hardworking professional Jew seems to be something of a rarity in the UK. Then again, most of the people I know are hippies, so…
Dude…you’re a hippie? There’s lsd in my freezer right now. You know between the ages of 15-25, I probably took hundreds and hundreds of hits. I also have seen the grateful dead 2 nights in a row. I hang out with people who have dredlocks. Even dated a girl with em. I know those are mostly esoteric things, but its the tip of the iceburg. I’m down with some hippie shit. You should let me crash on your couch. I’ll burn some sage or something.
I am a hippy, but you need to let go of this fantasy about crashing on my couch and move on. As I say, there are many fine hotels over here. Well, there are some fine hotels, and a lot of mediocre ones, like the Travelodge.
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Busy making 100s on eBay by selling clothes shoes and bags that I barely/never use… Instead of giving them away to charity as per - I might open an eBay shop… but what to sell. 
Another tea, then cardio and some weighted lunges n deadlifts, yay! 
I listed advice on eBay once. No bidders.
So I bought new luggage yesterday. It’s strange. Every time I’ve gone anyplace ever, I’ve always just used a duffle bag. Then I got a chunk of luggage given to me a few years back, and it kind of sucked but I used it anyway because I couldn’t justify getting a nice new hardside one because I kind of already had this other one.
Well…it’s gotten pretty thrashed, and I happened into a stack of loot recently, so I stumbled into a Macy’s and got a suitcase that I think can stop a bullet. Good luck busting my shit TSA. You’re gonna need it.
8 days until the first ship sails. Hitting the road in 4.
Booked another cruise to jump on right after I get off this one. So on the 15th I’ll be headed to Key West and Cozumel. This is starting to look like a 28 day vacation. I’ve been needing the rest.
When I was younger I would hang out with a lot of stripper types, particularly in the Miami-Dade area. Down there those businessmen throw lots of expensive shit at those strippers. SO…it was relatively often that they’d get those prada bags and louis bags etc…and I would help them sell the bags on ebay so they could pay rent and party without having to work very much. It was a win-win for everyone except the suckers trying to trade bags for sex.
I demand you post a daily photo diary of your trip. If and only if you do this will I agree to meet you when you visit my green and pleasant isle.
I think it’s outrageous. The TSA are allowed to grope you any way they like but if you got your chap out and waggled it at them in mockery, you’d be arrested. It’s coming here too, this kind of ‘security’ theatre. I’ve seen porn films with less skin and less action than some US airports.
It’s doubtful that I’ll have any connections to any kinds of towers or waves or signals for about 3 weeks. BUT…I will definitely do a photo dump here and brag about all the fun stuff I got to do. I’ll try and make sure to get some up close shots of the prostitutes in Santo Domingo.
For now, here’s a few of my trip to Bermuda. Horseshoe Bay Beach. Amazing.
No takers for advice on eBay Smears…? what a surprise 
My goodies on eBay were bought with my very own hard-earned cash, but power to dem prossies ey? 
I’ve been seeing the world through different eyes this week, and noticed just how strange/nasty/weird people out there can be… I think I like my rose-tinted glasses to remain coloured rose. 
Gave up a Saturday of hot partying for filming instead, and was subjected to a Director who didn’t know what he wanted… why did I say yes to the role when my instincts were screaming no at me
Smears: have a great trip, you should be leaving soon. Magj show business is very tough, I know, my daughter totally got layered by it, she was on top of the world last year, then got ruined badly that she had literally to be rescued. But it was in asia, and I would imagine there in london, things are probably more tame. I tell her not to give up on it, but she is very discouraged, buts its in her blood, so I don’t know.
For the same reason I got one of these today. Because in spite of your good judgement, it’s something that you really enjoy and all that kinda stuff.
Egoism would be my guess. Being on camera means being the centre of attention. That’s why pretty much everyone who goes on TV goes on TV.
Is that legal Smears? That’s some toy you got yourself there…
No… I did it as a favour to the writer, but at my better judgement, so nothing to do with ego dude… remember, I’m not an open book.
Dude I’ve been the guy on the street bitching about my local politics on local tv about 10 times. For a few years I worked with this group of people who did a lot of film stuff. Then one of them got a job at a local affiliate of cbs, and since I was her boss at her other job, (she had 2 jobs), and she thought I was the man, when they gave her the job of assigning stories and dispatching reporters, I got to go on tv and talk about my super hot chicken wings that I was entering into a contest, and I also got to talk about how the police in my city were corrupt one time, and another time I criticized the installing of a fancy park in a blighted area as a waste of money because the demographic nearby is notorious for destroying things, and they places this multi million dollar park in the middle of an area where there’s a rape or assault about every 45 minutes normally. Seriously…if you stand there at night you will hear gunshots I’ll bet you $100 any time.
Right now, I’m working on getting some people to get their asses over here with my money. I’ve got this guy who received some funds and who was afraid that someone might try and snatch them from his account, so I’ve got about 3k floating in the air waiting to hit my paypal account once it clears. Should be today, maybe tomorrow. Probably tomorrow.
Basically, once that hits, and my friend who’s going gets his stack that’s on the way, we will get into the car and head to Florida.
I’ve got new luggage, I had my oil changed, I went and paid this pack of kids to clean my car inside and out…so clean that not even a drug dog could stop my vacation.
So I’m packed, I’m planned, I’m ready, and I’ve got a stack to take to the craps table, which is the only things I really…really want to do because I have no crap tables around here, (except the illegal ones, and there you can’t bed odds against the house, you’ve got to convince people to side-bet which is completely lame).
I also inadvertently picked up a smith and wesson m&p15 yesterday. It’s a fairly high end variant of the ar-15, which is the semi-auto, (civilian) version of the m-16. I’ve gone through a handful of these things in the past, but all the one’s I’ve had have been either sniper configurations, or infantry ones. The one I picked up yesterday is only about 35 inches long with the stock collapsed, I got 100rds of ammo for free with it, and it’s got the threaded barrel and the flash hider, so that I can sneak and shoot things and night either quietly, or without making a flash, (yes…I know how to make a homemade suppressor, but really no I would never do that because it would be a violation of the NFA. So I’ll probably just stick with the flash hider. It came with flip up sights that attach to the picatinny rail, and now I’m looking at whether to get an EOtech holosight, or should I go ahead with the Schmidt and Bender light collecting scope? It’s only got a 16 inch barrel, so while I can tag at 100 yards with it with some effectiveness, it’s really a short range indoor kind of combat rifle.
Maybe I’ll put the EOtech on there and go practive rolling around in the dirt climbing trees and shit and shooting metal versions of people testing myself for speed and accuracy.
Yes…that’s what I’ll do.
Oh absolutely. In America, you can go and get one of those at the store down the street when you’re 18, in about 15 minutes with an ID and a little cash. I’ve had several in the past. Altogether there was a time when I owned about 40 guns. I have a great big safe that I keep most of them in. A lot of them come and go as I’ll buy them, play with them, and then sell them to go and buy different ones. I’ve shot almost every gun made in the last 100 years probably. I’ve even got an old british .303 enfield from your great nation. It’s an old one. I’ve got a spanish mauser from ww2 that’s rechambered for .308 I can shoot probably 300 yards with it from a bench. It’s insane.
SIATD…can I come and hunt foxes with dogs in England with you? I’m not actually a hunter. I’ve been in the woods once when I was a kid and saw a deer, but I didn’t shoot it because I had no rifle skills at the age of like 8 or 9. BUT…I have gone out before to a place where a friend has a lot of land, and I’ve shot some pigs. You don’t actually hunt them. You just kind of go onto the area where they reside, and then they start to hunt you. The best bet is to be in a tree, so that you don’t get gored by a pig with big horns, and you can just shoot them from up high and watch the heads explode. It’s nasty. I only did it once and I didn’t take the pigs home I let some other guys have em.
You know people go into the woods and kill animals and eat them? I mean, I know it happens, but to have seen it that time was pretty freaky. I’ve been reloading my own ammo since I was a kid and someone taught me how, but almost every round I’ve ever fired has been at a piece of paper hanging downrange.
No, for all kinds of reasons, not least of which is I’m not some landed gentry sociopath who kills animals for fun.