by Contra-Nietzsche » Thu May 10, 2012 9:57 am
Walker, you use a McDonalds for your internet. You mentioned you were using two Iphones as your internet access point. You also mentioned one day while you were online that you were eating Ice Cream. Starbucks doesn't sell icecream, nor does subway, nor any other mainline free wifi carrier. You mentioned your cities unemployment rate, stating it was NOT Kenosha, but near it.
Without even factoring in the still active GPS feedback Iphones are known to give out even when it's function is turned off, they can track you down rather easily. McDonalds near some sort of pre-natal/hospital. Fuck, I could probably hunt your ass down within 24 hours to the hovel your in if the government showed up with a helicopter and told me to figure it out using deductive methods alone.
What would I do?
If they have overhead surveillance and a outer cordon, you're not going to be able to make a break for it. However, they are not going to be doing much searching of dark bottlenecks with clutter in fear IEDs going off, so if the basement was all cluttered, there.... but not in the obvious spots. Likely I would jump inside the furnace, and crank the heat up. Most furnaces have a heater element separate from the more hollow fan and ducts. Ducts won't support my weight or size. However, if I duck down and put a old air filter over me, something dusty and filthy, and replace the furnace door as I slide in, it's unlikely they will look in, especially given how I will leave the backdoor of the kitchen upstairs open with a coffee mug purposely 'dropped' in pieces near it with water and a drink stained footprint leading out towards the backyard.
If it became obvious I couldn't elude, and they were going full force in my neighborhood, building a fortress- though possible, yould be stupid, the cordon would collapse around me, and a new one established, and they would wait me out. You need a team of guys to fortify such a position around the clock to counter probes. Stalingrad taught us this much.
No.... easiest way to get rid of the snipers and the swat is to load up on the truck. I would go to the 'FEMA CAMP', will be put into the Hesco Barrier shell, and will sit there, looking at everyone else, with my mandatory cot and blanket. I will request a bottle of water, and a extra blanket, and say I need a Kosher meal, and that they are required to try to meet my requests. I will then complain about my ribs, and say how the guys beat me (not true, will surrender without a fight) and will lay down to sleep, crying.
The guard will finally get the meal delivered after a while, and will drop it off in my cell.... only to discover I am not there. I am not there because when I was laying down with my back turned from him, I put the regular blanket down and used it to make a human shape under my normal blanket.... lifting the Hesco Barrier almost certainly NOT nailed down, and rolling out the back, low crawling my way out to the weakest point of the shack where the least amount of outside light will show in after I break in. I will then circle around to the front, and announce outside the door 'I am a Lt. Colonel you dumbfuck, not a Major, learn how to read ranks, and now lock the gate behind me'.
One will get up rapidly to meet the Lt. Col at the door. It will be me. He wouldn't make much of a noise, as I would have part of the weak plyboard fibershard in my hand fery quickly into his neck..... moving very rapidly to take his gun and preceed to bashing in the inner guard's head in barrel through eye through head where the bone is weakest.
The least bloody mismatch of uniforms becomes my own, and whoever appear fittest. Repeat again and again in other cells, slowly liberating as many people as you can, using ex vets and giving them the weapons. Lay low, kill any relief, and search out the Ammo Supply point, kill those guards, take some grenades, and lay waste to the Commo and Sat link ups, and kill the command staff with one team in a surprise hit of all uniformed men, while the second team rolls a few dozen grenades into the company headquarters while then pretending to 'return fire' in the opposite direction, making anyone not looking assuming the grenades were thrown OVER the second team from the opposite direction. With everyone running out of doors and tents in that direction, taking note of the momentum, you unload in their backs. If you can achieve total surprise in this, you can then REVERSE AGAIN, looking the otherway as MORE MEN come from now THAT DIRECTION, see the dead bodies, see the second team not shooting 180 degrees the opposite way, bogged down, calling for the new guys in the back to do a oblique attack on the left or right.... and then get shot down again. Sooner or later this will fail, but by then, the massacre unit in the command shack will of killed of the command staff, and would be working their way to 'reinforce the helicopter pad' and the apache's fly overhead trying to figure out where the breach is. Any flyover of the detainment cells will only show the two uniformed soldiers in each yard, gate locked, in apparent control. They will widen their search to guard towers and outer parimeter for where the breach is, and then will lose contact with the tower. Maybe they will notice the tower is knocked out, as well as the radar tower is knocked over. Maybe not. Perhaps they will land or circle around to investigate. They will notice US Soldiers pointing to one location repeatedly, and returning fire, defending the air tower. The apache will circle around that point, lighting it up. Once in a while, a soldier will fall, and will be medicated out. Then a Rocket will go off from behind the helicopter in the save zone near the wounded soldiers..... the same soldiers reinforcing from the AMMO SUPPLY POINT, who's rocket was hidden under the stretcher.
After a while, the guards in the guard towers will give up on the radios and jump on the icom-motorola net, and they will be told there is a skirmish with radicals inside the base, and that a new sargent of the guard is being sent with updated instructions, that can't be given out over the net.
After that, everyone fucking needs to dig down deep. Airforce and army helicopters will pummel the place, as well as surveillance assets and RRFs. However, at this point, everyone will be armed like hell, people running through neighborhoods, unleashing hell. It will be realized the bases can be over run, and rather quickly. The million plus vets from the Iraq war and Afganistan will overthrow the dictatorship, with the president and congress charged for leading a insurrection against the constitution.