I did a bunch of ketamine in the late 90s early 2ks. I remember going to see the matrix when it came out and realizing I was out of hallucinogens so I went into a bathroom stall and did a rai. Went back in stumbling, got back to my seat then stared at the floor till the movie was over and basically got carried out by friends. Hilarious. I did some once while on some acid and the visuals were unmatched by almost anything I've ever had.
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a bicycle. Then I realized that's not how god works. So I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -some comedian. (the funniest jokes are the true ones, and this is just how most religious people act if you look at them as a group).
In the faculty of writing nonsense, stupidity is no match for genius. -Bagehot
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat. -an old dude i met once
Have you tried meds yet? - Dan~