[size=150]The 17 Commandments[/size]
11. Don’t worry too much about the first 10.
12. Know the Nazareen.
13. Thou shalt only commit witchcraft in order to further the Truth of God.
14. Never live too far from a bathhouse.
15. Thou shalt only stick flowers up a lady’s ass on special occasions.
16. Thou shalt give the benefit of the doubt to positive thought.
17. Towers really should be built 17 stories tall.
Ye may we enter divinely into the garden of Earthly delights from now 'til the end of time. Amen.