A: Yes, it’s as real as any turkey.
are you a vegetarian?
No. Never had tofurky, either.
False. It is a mythical substance consisting of tornadoes, rabbit fur, and [beef] jerky.
Tofurky is real, but it’s a lunchmeat for sandwiches.
Needless to say, as a vegetarian, that is not what I am eating tomorrow.
CORRECTION: According to Google Images there is a Tofurkey that’s not a lunchmeat. No thanks, fuck that. Our main dish is a Rotini with Squash and Cherry Tomatoes grown in our garden and a homemade cheese sauce.
You mean like spam, but made from turkey instead of ham - mmmmmmmm, yummy… bring on the over-processed meat so that my digestive system can get even more fucked up by the chemical changes all processed goods acquire.