I should probably change mine to Amosis…
If you understand that, you win a coupon for one free congratulatory, and hearty, handshake. If you don’t get it, a coupon for a free beating about the head and neck.
Hey Faust, thanks 
What about Titles/Rank and that sort of thing? I generally wouldn’t care as I assume those are modified for/by seasoned members, and at the discretion of mods. Plus, it is a post based system, which makes the ranks more novelty than anything.
However, in my case, I honestly don’t feel deserving of the title. I lack any talent as a philosopher, try as I might. If there are people looking at rank as a measure of what to expect, I’ll only serve to disappoint. I’m a sideshow, a detour.
It really makes no difference in the scheme of things, and this is by no means an urgent request. I’d prefer something more along the lines of “student”, “hypocrite”, or even “dick head” [if you find it fitting]. Assuming this is an agreeable request. What does one call a self-loathing cynic, aside from “weak”?
i can attest to that
Just tell us what you want, you weak, hypocritical dickhead student…
well gosh, i just wanted to agree with you…and i’m not even a student…
Can I be Sidhe again?
I yearn for the Gods.
Flannel…never mind.
As for you, calrid, i think we sent your username to Message Board Hell, after torturing and maiming it beyond recognition.
I’ll look into it when I have a chance.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hair in flames smiley*
I was kidding anyway not that bothered.
Funny shit
Candy. I want candy.
I’m just giving you giving you guys a hard time and …ranting, I guess. I mean, I am a self-loathing cynic, but I could care less what my rank says. Although, I would be curious what label you might give me, given the choice.
But, to answer your question “SonOfABitchBastard” will do nicely. Thanks.
Emo.
…You know why.
You were Sidhe? I used to enjoy our exchanges up until you went crazy and got banned 
If this doesn’t cost money I wouldn’t mind having my name changed to ‘Authority Figure’
That would be funny.
Yes I was Sidhe. I’ve never made any secret of it, and have stated it several times in the past.
Besides I asked to be banned before you banned me if that counts for anything.
Names and ranks can be changed easily (it’s actually easier to change name than rank…), and for free on request. There are a few ranks that are automatically triggered by making a certain number of points, but those are overridden by a custom rank.
Old_Gobbo is now Authority Figure.
Damn right I am.
(Notice the pentagrams)
Respects Old Gobbos Authoritah*
I had something nice and witty all lined up just for you [tailored to your specifications], but I can’t justify it now. You’re probably not far off as pertains to my reputation here. I almost guarantee you’d have a chuckle if you actually saw who you were giving that label to, though.
I was just thinking the other day how funny, and off color, my conceptions of people here must be. I’ve gotten genders mixed up, nationalities, ethnicities, etc. I always pictured a white beard and pipe for Faust, no clue why. You’re more along the lines of a turtle neck and Metamucil.