ILP Legends

Minestrone manicotti…stromboli …ravioli

Echo,

What is the Italian word for “limp noodle”? :laughing: Or Mas could answer, I guess. He would probably know… :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s two words, you retard; I think it’s sempliciotto molle or sempliciotto zoppicamento… ? Either way, it translates “noodle limp”, just one of those “translation things”.

So what’s your point, you are desperate for pasta or Viagra? Or both? I’d say it’s pathetic to be desperate for either; one you get from your local store and it takes 7 - 9 minutes to get satisfaction; the other takes a bit longer and rarely ever provides satisfaction, (likely, because most American’s never cook pasta correctly … fucking plebes).

al dente? :laughing:

sperimentalmente è molle?

I think I got as far as experiment or experimental and then got lost. I looked in my redneck dictionary for dummies and found nothing, which was predictable since dummies were writing for dummies. Is there an Engrish translation?

Roughly, “tentative is limp” …

But then, maybe I should leave it in Italian; a great deal more elegant in its presentation and without any of those nasty side effects arising from people actually understanding what you stated.

P.S. Actually, because the “name” you use is only an adjective, (tentatively), or an adverb, (tentative), in Italian, I may have used the wrong type … and it would be utterly non-sensical to an Italian in any case … provvisorio è molle is probably more correct.

Aren’t you glad I came back to give you all this useful information?

Holy crap! So many of the people mentioned (and the people mentioning them) are from back when I used to post here! It’s a total trip down memory lane. :smiley:

If anyone’s interested, I remembered what I used to go by: creation imperfect. I think all I was ever known for was getting into vehement arguments with Imp.

Imp is my hero, I want to be just like him when I grow up … I already have my cape with the Imp logo on it, just waiting for that day.

Sadly, I never see him around on the intarwebs any more. Real sad, there’s so few brilliant people to be found; I should know, I’m one of the idiots. ](*,)

Satyr was definitely interesting. I remember his The Femanization of Man thread started about the same time I signed up. He was quite articulate. It’s a pity he became impatient and aggressive toward his interlocutors in his later years. Joker was another interesting fellow. He was quite switched on; and a character as well.

Future Man

Jesus. Futureman. Yep I forgot all about him. He taught me swearing online was okay. Good at maths and economics I seem to remember. Where is he now…? :cry:

I don’t know. I’m pretty sure he was a youngin. Probably got busy with life stuff.

I liked Gamer, Polemarchus and GCT … all gone into the binary abyss I believe.

Imp’s still my favorite though …

Where is that boy anyways?

I had no idea that we had Asian Escort girls posting here. Wow, they’ll debate aesthetics with you for an hour, then hump you like a frenzied camel until agree with them. Philosowhores, irrefutable.

…escort services now deleted :smiley:

Can we get Viking escort boys?

Impenitent

Is it too soon? The online dude’s personae kinda scared me, and I distained his hardline leaning. But I couldn’t help but think he might be a fine fellow in real life. I hope he’s living on in a puppet somewhere.

Imp’s a legend if the word means anything at all.

Liteninbolt

He kinda freaked me out a bit before he was a Mod, with some notion that the Bible WAS God (maybe I misunderstood, but I went with it and… oh, nevermind), but he stood his constituency well once Admin… not an easy accomplishment!