Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

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soren poulsen

actually that did come first to mind :stuck_out_tongue: but i’m not one to start with the ad homs ASSHOLE!!! :evilfun:

And I’m sure is a much sounder investment of your time and money…

detrop

You look like that singer Frank Zapa.

I hope that aint an insult.

thanks for the photo detrop, I can’t remember when my request came but nice eyebrow arching manoeuvre… not as spectacular as mine obviously :smiley: but fab all the same

My problem is I never smile. Its always a smirk. I can’t help it. Maybe its because I think that if I smile, I won’t look tough, and therefore my reputation as a Power Philosopher and existential strong-arm might be compromised. I cannot afford to have you people believe that I am not a very significant person, and therefore I have to try to look and sound intense.

My e-mails are flooded with letters from people who believe I am the second Jesus.

Just kidding…but wouldn’t that be cool?

The truth is I can be quite boring and dull sometimes.

Contrary to popular belief, Zappa actually made quite a parody out of the “modern rock lyricist.” If he sang a song, it was only to “stay occupied on stage,” as he put it, and often the lyrics were silly and blatantly so.

The integrity of Frank Zappa is certainly not found in his singing, although there is a funny story about how he aquired the ability to sing in such a low key. He was assaulted by a guy in the audience, who thought Frank was “making eyes” at his girlfriend, and was thrown into the orchestra pit, crushing his larynex(sp?), which later healed inappropriately, causing his voice range to change.

Cool, eh?

But I don’t think I look like him at all. The angle of the shot makes my nose look more pointed than it is, if anything.

Frank had a nose that only the Gods could reckon with.

Now check this out…since we’re into Zappa trivia at the moment.

That same fall into the pit put him into a wheel-chair for two years. During that two years he produced “Over-nite Sensation” and “One Size Fits All,” two albums which showcased his guitar work extremely well, and unlike the preceding and following albums which tended toward other instrumental compositions, these two emphasized his lead playing the most.

My theory?

He spent more time playing the guitar because he was in a wheel-chair.

[thank you, thank you]

Yeah, plus i can’t think of Zappa without the long hair.

The other day I was readin about impressionistic painters.

So, I’m not bein a realist when I say you look like Zaopa. I am saying that you give the impression of the man. I think he was from the mideast too.

Anyway I hope you dont end up in the pit.

i don’t have any pictures of me but here is a picture of my daughter

she’s giving a kewl evil look

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That photo of a human being rotated into my selection of avatars is me.

And yes, I really dress like that. q:

Kebop,

You are just adorable. :smiley:

Awww…you make me blush

…and so we played.

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long live zappa

(recently edited in honor of The Old Gobbo)

I couldn’t agree more.

Here is a picture of me after having been informed of an over-flowing toilet, clogged by the filth from the bowels of my friend, whom hours before consumed a magnificent meat-ball sub.

I did not witness the event long enough to see the alleged turd, but I did witness the bathroom floor become overwhelmed with water, and contemplated momentarily on the matter.

I do not have my most excellent six-pack at this time, so please bear with me ladies and I’ll get it back in a couple weeks, hopefully. I haven’t done my crunches in who knows how long.

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lol

the ultimate contemplation. To do situps… or to not.

I did some today coincidentally.

It’s been a while since I posted a pic actually… maybe I shall here in a sec.

The one with the glasses and the bowl, under that brass light-fixture, was a classic.

You almost look like Johhny Depp in Fear and Loathing, at first glance.

Good picture. I couldn’t imagine just posing for a camera…I’d have to make a scene or something…anything.

I’m gonna do some crazy shit with this new camera and post some fun pictures. Standing in a display case at a shopping mall, frozen still, while people pass. That’d be cool. Shame I can’t post links to video clips, because all these shots are taken on a handycam.