detrop,
hardhats were āmandatoryā. my brother works in construction, he says the bossā policy is: if you fall from a height, you are fired before you hit the ground. tough job.
the ducktape helped a bit with waterproofing, and ankle support.
Iām a little suspicious. The 2nd one, the pixie-to-die-for one (guys you know the one) doesnāt look at all like the attractive BLOND lady Shyster posted on page one. Not in this decade anyway. The come-hither french chanteuse is a little more plausible. But bear in mind itās extremely posed.
So just to clear matters up for everyone here, I submit that Shyster should be required to post yet more pictures for confirmational purposes only. Here are a few suggestions, just to get things started:
Dressed as a nun.
Dressed as a candy striper.
Donning an ILP t-shirt. Wet t-shirt optional.
W/glasses and prim outfit, reading de Sade.
Dressed as a nurse.
Again, this is only for confirmational purposes. Otherwise, nice pics, all of you.
I took it in a mirror while trying to keep the camera out of the shot and trying to keep the shot in focusā¦cut me some slack,man. The other ones were taken around 6months agoā¦and they are video captures from Miss Pain, where Iām all done up in my face paint and monkey suit.My hair was dyed, and it still is. I have to dye my hairā¦it started going grey at 16 and is about 40% grey right now.
If I were to put up phoney pics,Iād put up pics of someone way more attractive than meā¦
There are ILP t-shirts? Where can I get one?
Hmmmā¦why would you want to see pictures of me in the aforementioned garb when you can surf the net and find much more beautiful women wearing all of the above?
Iām curiousā¦is it because it seems more interesting when you already know the person somewhatā¦like the difference between seeing a Playboy model naked and seeing a female co-worker at your office naked?
Yeah, Shyster, as far as beauty goes, you are hard to top (plus you have a brain!). As far as men go ā Master Mike is not doing his job, if your being perceived as beautiful is important to you ā because, clearly, you do not realize how beautiful you are.
I agree ā you look much better as a brunette. Not that it really matters to me, one way or the other.
oh god.
physical beauty doesnt concern me usually, but i am convinced you are literally the most gorgeous person ive seen.
i cant stop staring, and i saw that before turning my computer off last night (i came home at 1am) and i couldnt stop thinking about that second picture all day.
(hope that doesnt creep you out)
you are so very very genetically lucky but im positive your personality makes you even more attractive.
funny how you arent aware (or dont act like youre aware) that you areā¦wowā¦i dont know, but in my yes, i shudder when i look at you and im straight.
you ooze sex as a blonde (ms. sex on legs, hehe) and youre adorable as a brunette.
and that second picture is ā¦ i dont know how to describe it really, but looking at it is like a drug.
the fact that im dead serious about everything ive said kinda scares me.
donāt be. in my study i concluded that they are the same person. however, the two sets of pictures seem to be taken 20 years and a heroin addiction apart. (nevertheless theyāre both still attractiveā¦)
Which one makes me look youngerā¦and which one makes me look like Iām on heroin? Iām concernedā¦is it my photography or the other guyās? Iām a ripe old 33 in ALL of them.
See I was thinking the dress and the shoes didnāt do the pictures justice this time. Sarax, lets get something straight. You are an attractive woman but if you are going for the whole costume pose in front of the new car thing, then I think you should be more critical.
The dress is cool but it isnāt you. The shoes donāt fit right either. The hat is great, and the faces are good too. The pose with the slight bend at the back showcases your butt, conservatively, which is appropriate of course, but with enough form to indicate a decent amount of ājunk,ā as it were, in tha trunk.
Iām gonna give you a six this time Sarax, but the one in the first series with the black dress, I think it was, was your best yet. I gave that a seven and a half. Hey, donāt be greedy. Iām sure you could make an eight or nine and I do keep in mind that pictures donāt always do someone justice. Keep up the good work and donāt take your clothes off yet. Oh, and lets keep the posing at a moderate levelā¦nothing to much resembling a mounting position. And forget about what the camera guy says. No we donāt want you to make love to the camera so ignore teasing of that nature.
hey hey, its ascot the dress had to be done, and i like that dress and love those shoes. the pose was just me pissing about. but like are you rating me cos like wtf!!!
iām at least an 8
ok fine
retreats back into her shell to find a paper bag
now i have to compare your eyes to embracetrees eyes.
your eyes have so much more intellegence behind them, and they are way sexierā¦they are gorgeous and so deep, i just fell into themā¦
i dont think i could look into your eyes in person without blushing
however
embracetrees your eyes are way cuter
i believe my theory is rightā¦when you look into a persons eyes you look into the person, your intelligence, your artistic nature, your philosophical nature, your personalityā¦your eyes show these things.