Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

she looks alot better in the 3/4 than in the dead on really.

You know when I came in today I saw zenofellerā€™s name as the last post in the picture thread, and I thought he had posted a picture of himself. Well, I clicked on it and scrolled down a bit, a little impatient for the picture to load (Iā€™ve got dial-up) and went to the kitchen to get a Pepsi. When I came back in the second picture of Shyster was half loaded and I thought it was a picture of Michael Jackson. I was sure zenofeller was cracking a joke. But seriously, doesnā€™t Shysterā€™s face have a similiar contour? Anyway, I thought it was funny and should mention it.

Shyster, I like you much better as a brunette. I think that ā€œmodel,ā€ if thatā€™s what you call it, who is staying with you should take a few tips from you on how to look attractive and respectable.

No offense, but that girl looks disgusting.

After looking at you I hate porn even more. Thatā€™s a compliment, by the way.

You are about a 1000 times better looking that that ā€œhotā€ girl that you posted. Do I see some french influnence in the genes? Also thereā€™s some Audrey Hepburn.

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Wow, Shyster.
I wonder why ugly girls never post on ILP?
(not complaining!)

Yikes! You also look like my girlfriend who is Slovak, only she has bigger cheekbones. Very unique face, once again.

Thank-you! Oh my gosh you people are nice. :smiley:

lolā€¦they are pretty bigā€¦the one is life-size.

Come to think of it, it does look like Michael Jacksonā€¦thatā€™s kinda creepy.

'till you get beaten with an ugly stick.

detrop,
hardhats were ā€˜mandatoryā€™. my brother works in construction, he says the bossā€™ policy is: if you fall from a height, you are fired before you hit the ground. tough job.
the ducktape helped a bit with waterproofing, and ankle support.

Iā€™m a little suspicious. The 2nd one, the pixie-to-die-for one (guys you know the one) doesnā€™t look at all like the attractive BLOND lady Shyster posted on page one. Not in this decade anyway. The come-hither french chanteuse is a little more plausible. But bear in mind itā€™s extremely posed.
So just to clear matters up for everyone here, I submit that Shyster should be required to post yet more pictures for confirmational purposes only. Here are a few suggestions, just to get things started:

  1. Dressed as a nun.
  2. Dressed as a candy striper.
  3. Donning an ILP t-shirt. Wet t-shirt optional.
  4. W/glasses and prim outfit, reading de Sade.
  5. Dressed as a nurse.

Again, this is only for confirmational purposes. Otherwise, nice pics, all of you.

I took it in a mirror while trying to keep the camera out of the shot and trying to keep the shot in focusā€¦cut me some slack,man. The other ones were taken around 6months agoā€¦and they are video captures from Miss Pain, where Iā€™m all done up in my face paint and monkey suit.My hair was dyed, and it still is. I have to dye my hairā€¦it started going grey at 16 and is about 40% grey right now.

If I were to put up phoney pics,Iā€™d put up pics of someone way more attractive than meā€¦

There are ILP t-shirts? Where can I get one?

Hmmmā€¦why would you want to see pictures of me in the aforementioned garb when you can surf the net and find much more beautiful women wearing all of the above?

Iā€™m curiousā€¦is it because it seems more interesting when you already know the person somewhatā€¦like the difference between seeing a Playboy model naked and seeing a female co-worker at your office naked?

Wholly debatable.

Yeah, Shyster, as far as beauty goes, you are hard to top (plus you have a brain!). As far as men go ā€“ Master Mike is not doing his job, if your being perceived as beautiful is important to you ā€“ because, clearly, you do not realize how beautiful you are.

I agree ā€“ you look much better as a brunette. Not that it really matters to me, one way or the other.

:astonished: oh god.
physical beauty doesnt concern me usually, but i am convinced you are literally the most gorgeous person ive seen.
i cant stop staring, and i saw that before turning my computer off last night (i came home at 1am) and i couldnt stop thinking about that second picture all day.

(hope that doesnt creep you out)

you are so very very genetically lucky but im positive your personality makes you even more attractive.

funny how you arent aware (or dont act like youre aware) that you areā€¦wowā€¦i dont know, but in my yes, i shudder when i look at you and im straight.

you ooze sex as a blonde (ms. sex on legs, hehe) and youre adorable as a brunette.
and that second picture is ā€¦ i dont know how to describe it really, but looking at it is like a drug.

the fact that im dead serious about everything ive said kinda scares me.

donā€™t be. in my study i concluded that they are the same person. however, the two sets of pictures seem to be taken 20 years and a heroin addiction apart. (nevertheless theyā€™re both still attractiveā€¦)

Which one makes me look youngerā€¦and which one makes me look like Iā€™m on heroin? Iā€™m concernedā€¦is it my photography or the other guyā€™s? Iā€™m a ripe old 33 in ALL of them.

Wowā€¦thanks! Iā€™m so flattered Iā€™m speechlessā€¦ :smiley: You made my week!

best I can do w.r.t. seeing my eyes

yes now i can see themā€¦

and they are pretty!

lol, i wasnā€™t asking for a compliment, you just asked to see is all

well since you went to the troubleā€¦i felt compelled to respondā€¦
and im serious you really do have pretty eyes!

yay :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: