no real qualificationth beyond gcses - we are more gothic window drething than anything elthe - a reasonably thmart appearance and no facial hair ith all that matterth - and no (vithable) piercings of courthe. the embalmerth have all been to univerthity - hell, even the funeral cothmeticianth have polytechnic diplomath - we mournerth just have our dour exprethionth.
there is an up thide to the profethion of courthe - the ladieth love an igor - he can get a thtiffy anytime he wantth…
Thanks for the info Igor! I thought that I had heard everything! Now maybe I have (I bet not).
Anyway, how much does such a rank pay? If you don’t want to say please don’t. Also, I would like to know how you came by that job. Did you know someone or did you randomly apply?
A few times when I had to see therapy clients nonstop I got a case of the giggles. The worst was when a guy with CP started telling me for about the fiftieth time that he was going to hang himself from his showerhead. As he told me this his eyes jiggled back and forth very rapidly. That set me off. I pretended that I got something stuck in my throat and ran into another office where I had to bang the walls to stop laughing.
It wasn’t about the guy being funny, rather it was a case of stress and just hearing too much weirdness in one day, or lifetime maybe.
alas - not much - igor makes somewhere around minimum wage according to the books. but the funeral homes around milton keynes have an informal agreement: each employs 1 or 2 mourners on a full time basis. but 2 mourners are not enough for anything but a very small family funeral. so each undertaker lends his mourners to the others as required. and the undertaker borrowing them pays them a set fee for the ceremony. so igor makes quite a bit usually on top of his wage. the more people that die - the more money igor makes…
its funny but I have noticed that business rises and falls according to a fairly strict agenda - the 2 weeks before christmas - business slows dramatically - then the 2 weeks after - rises again. the same with school holidays - less people pop their corks while the kids are home or visiting - and of course the summer months are slower to.
so - if you want to live a long time - 1) go live somewhere warm. 2) make sure every 2 weeks or so you arrange something to look forward to and 3) keep some kids around you (but not in a Michael Jackson kind of way)
i got the job through a friend of a friend - the boss is his uncle. been doing it 3 years now - not much good as a long term house and pension kind of job but good enough for now - i plan to start an open university accountancy course as soon as the summer is over.
tho - there you go - think of igor ath a kind of human blow-fly - growing fat off carrion…
I am new to the internet, and this is my first post. I have never belonged to an internet community before, and a freind of mine suggested this one, given that I love Philosophy. Somehow it just seemed appropriate.
I am relatively a beatnick, enthralled with music, poetry, ineffable debate, and the works of Edgar Allan Poe. I will try to limit my pretension (within reasonable bounds), and in return expect to be forgiven for any gross spelling/grammer/punctuation errors.
Although I joined a few weeks ago I have found that my schedule has not allowed me to post on any kind of regular basis. Things have changed for the better.
Hello. My name is Boris & 'm coming from Slovenia (enter this word in MS Encarta and you’ll find it). 've got some education in philosophy and sociology (teachers degree), but who doesn’t? The main reason, i’m writing to you is something completely different.
Before year ago we have opened a philosophy forum, which was quite a succes. It has quite a lot of members, which some of them are more or less active. But there’s a one little problem – we’re chatting in slovene language, our mother toungue, so that made us not a very large community (in comparison to those languages with more speakers). And after a time we get quite known to each other and, as consequence, bored. So, we run out of fresh blood and that’s why we are desperetely looking for a new one…
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