I think it probably applies more to metavoid, but i only mean’t it in a general way.
Who doesnt like to take a break for a good wacking!?! Sometimes it can be the highlight of one persons day. Also it can be great for people who have no chance at sex at all.
Im 16 years old and I have made out with a girl once :blush: , but i have been "offered" many times. Why do i refeuse to go have mad sex with a girl at school like she wants me to?? Thanks mostly to masterbation. Once I spill my seed its like i have no desiare to have sex at all for another 20 min. It makes fun casual sex pointless which at this age is great i guess.
you shameless little boy.
Ben said:
I second that.
oh my god!! metavoid’s logged on under a different name!!!
It’s only a problem if you think it is. My girlfriend, being an Italian catholic raised gal, had never written a letter on the gusset typewriter until recently, but has subsequently almost completed her first novel. So to speak. I always find it relaxing to biff the pudger before I go to bed, I’m normally straight out sparko if I do that. Saying wanking is wrong is like saying you shouldn’t scratch itches. 
What the fuck, speak real English.
I gotta say, I wish 'Merican was half as colourful as the King’s Engrish.
I’m going to call it “biff the pudger” from now on so that my friends can be all like WTF and I’d be like STFU, RTFM, KMA! Oh em gee.
American idioms include but are not limited to: Spanking the monkey, whipping the bird.
I can’t remember where I heard it or who said it but I thought it was funny to call it: “the five knuckle shuffle with your piss pump”…anyone care to think of an alternative of the above for women?
Here’s my attempt: “the two finger thumper with your iddy bitty bumper”…drum roll
What’s your take?
Gadfly, I disagree.
For me, masterbation actually frees me from being used easily.
(Besides, to love, you must first love yourself. 
EXAMPLE: I was out playing pool with 2 friends, when we picked up a girl for a double match. We hit it off, and she was somewhat sultry and flirty, and wanted me to take her home. Unfortunatly, I was informally dating someone, and figured I’d better not. Not indulging was very difficult, but I found it easier to control my hormones by masterbating.
SHould be an Aesop’s fable. The fox who quit being a sugar daddy
damn, sorry Gadfly, spoke too early.
But yes, masterbation is best in public. (that is what this thread is about right? RIGHT?)
I have been dating Palmella Handerson now for about…oh, twenty years. Even during relationships with real women, I still left time for Palmella. She has never let me down.
Sexual gratification for a male should be fairly simple:
Insert somewhere warm, preferably moist, thrust, repeat.
Now, if only I could just turn her(girlfriend) off when I’m done, I’d have no problem with the conventional method previously explained. Since I can’t do that, I’m stuck with the aftermath of pillow talk and sweet whispers.
Palmella never bothered me about such things.
Yes, I declare, I am a proud and successful masturbator.
Rosey palma and her five sisters have never let me down…
Chalk the cue! Polish the helmet! Drain the snake., no, thats having a weewee. About two years ago in my sexual prime (17-18), i got that horny i had wanks everywhere: work, the back of bus’s, furnisher shops, toilets, college (owe i needed a wank then) but mostly at home by the computer.
Theres nothing worst then having a wank when someone is in the next room.
Kesh is that you? or Are you now cynic?
52% of married men wank in front of their wives.
Well until the dog runs off and the lamp smash’s.
52%. I do it when i think she’s asleep - though i doubt she is.
Another question along the same lines is, where do people shoot there sex wee? Kim’s on the pill, so if i shoot in her i get threats of the word beginning with c and ending in m. So her body does me fine 
Im climbing the sex wee mountain.
To be crude; I’d rather wank on my wife.
Has anyone read the Amis story “Let me count the times”. So true.
You can’t masturbate to much can you… I mean you cant really ware it out, or can you?
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Well, Ed, it must be nice to have so many partners available so that you never have to rub your Peter. Even when I was a young male model in Hawaii, I, and my better looking male colleages (many you have seen in International ads), had sex only occassionally. Unless, Ed, you are counting both your female AND male partners…that could explain it!
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YOU MASTURBATE AND YOU ARE PROUD OF IT
