A fantastic source of exercise, and a wonderful metaphor to use in helping dim guys understand the economic cycle.
interestingly there is a 100% male response to this thread…
While I don’t think “choking the bishop” is in itself a bad thing, anything done in excess can be harmful. Just like drinking, gambling, or even working and exercising.
If you are “milking the lizard” because you are just bored, or you just want to practice so you can control yourself better during the real thing, I don’t see a problem with that.
But if you’re doing it as a form of escape or using it as a substitute for the real thing, then I can see a problem there. Just like how some people can work or excercise for good and healthy reasons, and how some people can take it in excess and become addicted to working or exercising.
Magius, do you think your above post was a little on the sarcastic/patronizing side? I don’t know you, but from what I read, it seems like what you wrote is different from what you were actually trying to say. I’m not trying to start anything, I’m just making an observation. I mean, you appeared to make a lot of assumptions based on another guy’s two line post.
Oh yeah, anyone remember that Seinfeld episode where all the guys had a bet on who could go the longest without doing it, and George became this super genius. 
I don’t know, it’s probably totally the power of suggestion, but personally I think I feel more energetic and have better concentration whenever I abstane (spelling?) from all forms of sexual activity for an extended period of time. It’s probably just a myth though.
Thanks Mr Kurtis Weber
If anything makes us a slave, how can it be right?
Because right and wrong was invented by us. It doesn’t really exist. We are slaves to matter, amongst other things, the most general of which is reality. It’s not effective to say, matter is wrong because it enslaves us.
hmm, invented by us and doesn’t exists you say? Then why use the word invented, eh?
Things in the mind enslave people though. Like the thought that one NEEDS to masturbate or have sex a lot just because everyone else is and it might be popular. I’m not a protestant preacher in the making either, I don’t even like religions!
Hmm…I’m trying to figure out whether being obtuse is something you were just born with, or whether it is something you work hard at everyday.
Anyway, yes right and wrong was invented by us, but it doesn’t really exist - which a rationale person should take to mean that it doesn’t exist outside of the conceptual framework it was created in.
hang on … wasn’t this post about wanking? where did the whole philosophy thing come in?
LOL
I feel like i’m living in a bad 1920’s government warning video.
HELLO! WAKE UP TO THE YEAR 2002!
MASTURBATION IS HEALTHY, OK, GREAT, THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE ON YOUR OWN!!! Long gone are the days where the myths of going blind, growing hairy hands were batted around the changing rooms.
95% of MEN MASTURBATE AND THE OTHER 5% ARE LYING.
Get with the program, by not masturbating you are denying your body stress relief and if you don’t do it, your body will, in the form of wet dreams. Kinda makes you think it’s probably a good and healthy thing to do. Seriously, I can’t believe what I’m hearing here.
Now repeat after me:
I MASTURBATE AND I’M PROUD OF IT!
- ben
what a question. jesus christ guys, you really do have too much time on your hands…
oh, and ben’s right by the way
And how do you know? Through personal experience perchance? I don’t want to get personal, but let’s try and clear a few things up. we all know that the vast majority of men masturbate, but what are the statistics for women. We’ve all read these problem pages and such, telling us that almost everyone masturbates, and that it is a healthy thing to do, but what do the women on the board think about this. Do you masturbate? Do the majority of your friends masturbate. Is it more of a taboo subject for females, and, if so, do you believe that most of your friends do but are afraid to admit it. Personally, I don’t discuss masturbation with my friends, although I’m sure most of the males do it. But does this go for women. Do women really masturbate as much as men, only they are more coy about it, or has the research not been done. Where does this idea that men masturbate more than women come from. While i’m willing to accept that this might be the case, I think it could equally be the case that women are more embarrased to admit it, or that the surveys simply haven’t been carried out properly. What do you all think?
we established in one of our drunken late-night post-club discussions in the kitchen that everyone does it.
I find masterbating a lie. Why deceive yourselves like that? Go get a bitch, if the need is so great, and you can’t help it.
this is a forum about jackin off why are we delving into the fact that good and evil are a human concept. talkin about you monkey spankers is much more amusing…
yes every time i need a wank i just step out my door find the nearest person at hand and go for a good fuck to calm my urge. I think american pie hit the nail… " masterbating is like hitting a ball against a wall, its good fun but sometimes its fun to have a partner to return the ball
I see nothing wrong with it, but this is a conversation that is as old as time in my books. To me, the best thing is dual masterbation. You and a female pleasing yourselves while looking at each other. It is great!!
But then again I’m a nympho and I agree with what Magius said earlier, but you have to do it sometime.
And Ben, I screamed your chant out loud at work. People looked at me weird.