how weird would it be if there were shops called ‘‘girlfriends 4 U’’ and ‘‘boyfriends 4 U’’??
and you went in and there’d be men in cheap suits who didn’t really know anything advising you on which to buy … and all the boyfriends and girlfriends were on tiny shelves with a plastic case around, and a list of their features and a one-yr guarantee. and you could try them out, take them out of their box and see how you get on.
Clarice, i know you were feeling a tad miz because no-one gave your hilarious partners 4 u idea the accolade it deserved, so there you go … appreciation in the best way i know how. xx
the same things happened with the airbag. i invented it, and thought i’d make loads of money from the idea and then my mum told me someone had got there first. and the same thing happened with evolution. of course, partners 4 U is slightly more trivial an invention … ps. thanks nic xx