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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:36 am

Enable my PMs. Mannequin keeps sending me PMs, but I can't reply.

You are turning me into a rude asshole.

This is serious shit.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:24 am

Yes, I demand an ILP civil court and inquiry on the matter. Carleas will be the judge and I will be Ultimate's defense lawyer.

Only_Humean can be the rude courtroom sheriff officer.

This is clearly an outrageous ILP decision regarding my client Ultimate_Philosophy where I find everybody in utter contempt.

I motion that my client should be released from her punitive punishment as clearly she is suffering from psychological duress because of it.

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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:37 pm

I agree.
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Postby Carleas » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:37 pm

You lost your PM privileges because you were sending porn to members who did not want porn sent to them. I probably should have banned you permanently for that. Instead, I banned you temporarily. When I explained to you why you were being banned, you gave me every reason to think you would continue to abuse the ability to send PMs. Again, I probably should have banned you permanently at that time. Instead, I took away your ability to send PMs.

So, whenever you get frustrated that you are unable to send PMs, try changing the narrative: it is out of foolish leniency that you are here at all, so instead of abilities being taken away to which you feel entitled, think of every ability that remains to you as an undeserved gift. Rather than "I can't reply, this sucks!", think "Wow, I can't believe I can still receive PMs!"
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Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:14 pm

I can't receive PMs. :(

I was abusing my literacy.
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Postby Harbal » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:22 pm

Carleas wrote:think "Wow, I can't believe I can still receive PMs!"

This is known as the "glass half full" aproach.
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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:50 pm

Carleas wrote:You lost your PM privileges because you were sending porn to members who did not want porn sent to them. I probably should have banned you permanently for that. Instead, I banned you temporarily. When I explained to you why you were being banned, you gave me every reason to think you would continue to abuse the ability to send PMs. Again, I probably should have banned you permanently at that time. Instead, I took away your ability to send PMs.

So, whenever you get frustrated that you are unable to send PMs, try changing the narrative: it is out of foolish leniency that you are here at all, so instead of abilities being taken away to which you feel entitled, think of every ability that remains to you as an undeserved gift. Rather than "I can't reply, this sucks!", think "Wow, I can't believe I can still receive PMs!"


What a bunch of baboons and their taboos...they call it "leniency" when they threaten to kick me out for not obeying their primitive customs and traditions...Me and my lawyer Joker will discuss this and get back to you, but for now, a video...


So...Soooory for people being too weak minded to handle a CGI picture of one of your own specie...

Humans have such a psychosis, they get upset when they look at other humans, human bodies (their own specie) are against the rules, they have to clothe themselves at all times, even on a philosophy board devoted to "free thinking", showing a human unclothed is worthy of permanent exile

This is supposedly 2016, the height of the enlightened age, the height of human civilization.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:54 pm

No Harbal, he isnt half full of shit, Carleas is completely full to the brim. You will pick up on it overtime.... he is like the manager from Office Space. It never goes anywhere good.

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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:54 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:No Harbal, he isnt half full of shit, Carleas is completely full to the brim. You will pick up on it overtime.... he is like the manager from Office Space. It never goes anywhere good.

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Tried to watch that movie one day, it had buffering issues, then later on I forgot about it.
What is his name so I can google him and get a gist of the character?
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Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:56 pm

His name is Only Humean. Also goes by Carleas and Magsj. Many Alias, but always Anal Retentive, but pretends not to be with dry humor and acting half surprised when people gets upset at the pointless managerial antics.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:26 am

Carleas wrote:You lost your PM privileges because you were sending porn to members who did not want porn sent to them. I probably should have banned you permanently for that. Instead, I banned you temporarily. When I explained to you why you were being banned, you gave me every reason to think you would continue to abuse the ability to send PMs. Again, I probably should have banned you permanently at that time. Instead, I took away your ability to send PMs.

So, whenever you get frustrated that you are unable to send PMs, try changing the narrative: it is out of foolish leniency that you are here at all, so instead of abilities being taken away to which you feel entitled, think of every ability that remains to you as an undeserved gift. Rather than "I can't reply, this sucks!", think "Wow, I can't believe I can still receive PMs!"


Your honor I object on the behalf of my client!

She has been punished long enough! Does a single crime deserve a lifetime of punishment?

I suggest we litigate terms of condition in which a set time of punishment is discussed. I believe all observers of this thread acting as council can agree with this sentiment on reasonable grounds. I file for a motion of dismissal on the side of Ultimate_Philosophy.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:47 am

I submit to the court honorable judge Carleas the psychological duress of my client Ultimate_Philosophy with this picture as exhibit A. Thankfully me and my client whom I am representing have decided not to file a suit against the forum for psychological damages of individual isolation she has been forced to endure. I think there are severe mental health issues here underlying this case that we must consider. I can understand whatever decision you decide if there is a secondary offence should my client abuse a possible retrieve if you allow leniency today.

As Johnny Cochran would say, "If the punishment of crime does not fit you must acquit."



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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:12 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:No Harbal, he isnt half full of shit, Carleas is completely full to the brim. You will pick up on it overtime.... he is like the manager from Office Space. It never goes anywhere good.

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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:39 pm

I agree. My mental health has been steadily declining, probably because of this. I keep having violent dreams, very violent dreams, probably due to all the social ostracization I have gotten throughout my life. I fear I will never recover.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:35 am

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:I agree. My mental health has been steadily declining, probably because of this. I keep having violent dreams, very violent dreams, probably due to all the social ostracization I have gotten throughout my life. I fear I will never recover.


We're still waiting a verdict from our dear honorable judge Carleas.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:33 am

Pretty sure he gave that at the beginning.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:06 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:Pretty sure he gave that at the beginning.


No, not really. We're waiting for an official proclamation or decree.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:32 am

Violates Article 58 of the Carleas Code:
Agitation Against The Carleas System

Your lucky he hasn't sent you to the gulag yet.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:46 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:Violates Article 58 of the Carleas Code:
Agitation Against The Carleas System

Your lucky he hasn't sent you to the gulag yet.


I fear for my internet life on ILP along with my client also.
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Postby iambiguous » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:10 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:
Your lucky he hasn't sent you to the gulag yet.


Just out of curiosity, Turd [and we know you are reading this], if you were administering ILP, would I have been sent to the gulag?

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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:13 pm

iambiguous wrote:
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Your lucky he hasn't sent you to the gulag yet.


Just out of curiosity, Turd [and we know you are reading this], if you were administering ILP, would I have been sent to the gulag?

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Postby mannequin » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:19 am

she was sending porn?
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Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jul 23, 2016 3:29 am

No, he was.
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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:36 pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote:Violates Article 58 of the Carleas Code:
Agitation Against The Carleas System

Your lucky he hasn't sent you to the gulag yet.


I fear for my internet life on ILP along with my client also.


Truth be told, the internet climate has gone full gulag. On some forums they just ban you because they don't like the tone of your voice or posting style, the only way to not get banned is to copy the personality of members they like. In Arizona they are trying to send people to real life jail for using curse words online.


Turd Ferguson wrote:No, he was.


Everyone is a he according to you, you are mentally feminine but consider yourself a man, so by your logic all those who are mentally feminine are he's.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Jul 23, 2016 4:03 pm

No, everyone is a He in the English language, unless specifically female. It would be rude to call for example, Mannequin a "It" so I just go with He.... having a crazy beard helps. Why? The English language rule.

But in your case, you failed to justify your femalehood. Your clearly far short of being a real female, don't grasp their mentality at all.... you wouldn't hate them if you did. Your mody is male, no matter the surgery or hormones, or how you dress, a autopsy would inevitably show you make rather fast. Plain and simple, it isn't up to you, or a judge, or a shouting liberal mass of idiots, to dictate nature.

You are a man. You were born as a man, are a man, will die as a man, and I won't indulged your twisted desires to be like Bicentennial Man in the end with the UN giving you a bullshit peace of mind. That doesn't help you in the least. I rather be the doctor in The Man of La Mancha shining mirrors on Don Quintote, showing him the real truth of his mad state. I'm not going to call you a knight because you lanced a windmill.

To many assholes like Gib and Arc on this forum keep you reassured in your own delusions instead of encourage you to seek after and confrong the truth of your condition, despite knowing it is a harmful lie to yourself and say it is okay for others to follow. I am a philosopher, my trade is the truth, and I offer to you the chance to see yourself. I can't offer any less in good conscience.

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