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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Thu Jul 14, 2016 2:58 pm

Woke up horny this morning, was about to write an erotic story in the Creative Corner, sat down, and the sitting down changed my blood circulation and I couldn't muster it.

My question is, would I be banned for this? And don't think that I didn't write it for fear of being banned, I am a free spirit and I do not respect the whims of mere mortals. I did not write it simply because I was no longer in the mood.

Would I have been banned for this in a forum devoted to so-called free thinking?

So talking about a natural biological function, essential to the survival of any species, is off-limits in a philosophy forum? Talking about the glorious heights and depths of human passions and human happiness, possibly one of the most exuberant times of our lives, and a key tenant of human nature, is off-limits in a philosophy forum? What is this, some kind of joke? What kind of fascism is this? Human backwards traditions and idiocy at it's finest.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Carleas » Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:49 pm

We've removed sexually explicit content before, and I make no promises not to remove such content in the future.

As you say, this is a philosophy forum, not an erotic fiction forum. There are plenty of better places for that on the internet.
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Postby James S Saint » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:10 pm

To be safe[r], put it in the Rant Forum.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:34 pm

I say do what you want and ask questions later. Be experimental with it.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Carleas » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:36 pm

Neither of the preceding two suggestions will insulate you. If you have to ask, you almost certainly shouldn't post it. It may be removed, and you may be warned or banned. Consider yourself on notice.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Harbal » Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:28 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:Woke up horny this morning, was about to write an erotic story in the Creative Corner, sat down, and the sitting down changed my blood circulation and I couldn't muster it.

What did you sit on? Whatever it was, have you tried putting a cushion on it?
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:31 pm

Harbal wrote:
Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:Woke up horny this morning, was about to write an erotic story in the Creative Corner, sat down, and the sitting down changed my blood circulation and I couldn't muster it.

What did you sit on? Whatever it was, have you tried putting a cushion on it?

Just a chair.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Amorphos » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:25 pm

One can discuss many philosophies on the matter e.g. is sex an act of love? And then wont the inquirer be required to expand on that? If we compared brutalizing someone's anus, to the love denoted by the presenting of a flower? Or would oral sex be the same if we cum strawberry ice cream? Is it sexier to say ass than anus?

On the other hand, perhaps the proper category for that, would be the category of 'philosophy' on a sex or relationship based forum.

Generally speaking its a tad numpty, and just gets worse if we had to explain that any further. A question of pedigree one could say, and the lack of need to delve into idiotic areas. Who really needs to debate inane things, or that which is easily explained and understood? :-"
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Harbal » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:43 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:Just a chair.

It's never even occurred to me that just sitting on a chair could have side effects.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby One Liner » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:30 pm

Harbal wrote:
Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:Just a chair.

It's never even occurred to me that just sitting on a chair could have side effects.

Depends if the chair has been turned upside down.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby surreptitious57 » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:32 pm

Amorphos wrote:
Is it sexier to say ass than anus ?

No absolutely not since ass is a terrible word and easily one of the worst in the entire English
language. The correct term is arse. An ass is a farmyard animal closely related to the donkey
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:34 pm

If we compared brutalizing someone's anus, to the love denoted by the presenting of a flower?


On this forum, that is something many would claim they can't see the difference in, given the influence of de Sade and Nietzsche on this forum. Like I used to ask Sauwelios "Why do you whip them? "
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Arcturus Descending » Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:46 pm

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Amorphos wrote:
Is it sexier to say ass than anus ?

No absolutely not since ass is a terrible word and easily one of the worst in the entire English
language. The correct term is arse. An ass is a farmyard animal closely related to the donkey


That would depend on who is doing the reading. Nothing erotic about arse either.

For some, exquisitely hot derriere may be more erotic. lol
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Arcturus Descending » Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:58 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:Woke up horny this morning, was about to write an erotic story in the Creative Corner, sat down, and the sitting down changed my blood circulation and I couldn't muster it.

My question is, would I be banned for this? And don't think that I didn't write it for fear of being banned, I am a free spirit and I do not respect the whims of mere mortals. I did not write it simply because I was no longer in the mood.

Would I have been banned for this in a forum devoted to so-called free thinking?

So talking about a natural biological function, essential to the survival of any species, is off-limits in a philosophy forum? Talking about the glorious heights and depths of human passions and human happiness, possibly one of the most exuberant times of our lives, and a key tenant of human nature, is off-limits in a philosophy forum? What is this, some kind of joke? What kind of fascism is this? Human backwards traditions and idiocy at it's finest.


That right there, which I colored/bolded, which you said might be more erotic than anything you may have written or described. I'm just saying, Trixie.
Why, because it leaves us to our own imaginations and memories.
Aside from that, some are turned on and some are turned off to things which are so sexually explicit.

What you are speaking about here many would consider to be pornography. Does it have a place in a philosophy forum albeit truth to tell many things which go on in here have no place in a philosophy forum but that is only my perspective. lol

No, it doesn't.
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"Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the oftener and more steadily we reflect on them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me."


“Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt.”

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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:47 pm

That line I said isn't erotic. You are just being dishonest with yourself.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:50 pm

What you favor is one-size fits all, remove all spice and flavor, in order to not offend the allergic.
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Postby Arcturus Descending » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:50 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:That line I said isn't erotic. You are just being dishonest with yourself.

No, I'm not. What did I type after that?
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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:51 pm

What did I type after that?

"What you favor is one-size fits all, remove all spice and flavor, in order to not offend the allergic."
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Postby Arcturus Descending » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:55 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:What you favor is one-size fits all, remove all spice and flavor, in order to not offend the allergic.


Hardly. We all have different psyches, Trixie.
But I don't see pornography as all spice and flavor.

How different is it from the news media who you find to be so greatly disturbing and at times it is?
There's a certain pornographic way in which the news is presented to us over and over again.

Wouldn't you like to remove the so-called spice and flavor with which that is presented to us?
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Postby Arcturus Descending » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:56 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:What did I type after that?

"What you favor is one-size fits all, remove all spice and flavor, in order to not offend the allergic."


You didn't get the meaning of what I typed.

But I did respond to what you typed above.
"Look closely. The beautiful may be small."


"Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the oftener and more steadily we reflect on them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me."


“Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt.”

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Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:01 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote:
Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:What did I type after that?

"What you favor is one-size fits all, remove all spice and flavor, in order to not offend the allergic."


You didn't get the meaning of what I typed.

But I did respond to what you typed above.


I saw what you highlighted, not erotic at all. Then you said it leaves more to the imagination.

In which case, why not call "walls" erotic, they leave even more to the imagination.
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Postby Arcturus Descending » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:04 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
Arcturus Descending wrote:
Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:What did I type after that?

"What you favor is one-size fits all, remove all spice and flavor, in order to not offend the allergic."


You didn't get the meaning of what I typed.

But I did respond to what you typed above.


I saw what you highlighted, not erotic at all. Then you said it leaves more to the imagination.

In which case, why not call "walls" erotic, they leave even more to the imagination.


Well, if we base your statement on Plato's cave, those walls might indeed become quite erotic - to our own desires.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:06 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote:
Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
I saw what you highlighted, not erotic at all. Then you said it leaves more to the imagination.

In which case, why not call "walls" erotic, they leave even more to the imagination.


Well, if we base your statement on Plato's cave, those walls might indeed become quite erotic - to our own desires.


We aren't talking about your heavenly walls, we are talking about saying that a cotton ball or a piece of cheese is erotic. Why not say everything is erotic because you can just use your imagination. And the only things that are not erotic, are actual sexual things, because they could possibly turn someone off.
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Postby Arcturus Descending » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:13 pm

We aren't talking about your heavenly walls,


So are you saying here that the erotic cannot also be seen as 'heavenly"?

we are talking about saying that a cotton ball or a piece of cheese is erotic.

:lol: In the right hands, those tools can become quite erotic.

Why not say everything is erotic because you can just use your imagination.


Can you say with certainly that everything cannot become erotic with the aid of one's imagination?


And the only things that are not erotic, are actual sexual things, because they could possibly turn someone off.

:lol:


That would depend on how sexually explicit they are. One man's or woman's meat is another's poison.
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Re: Erotic sexual fantasies and posts.

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:16 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote:
We aren't talking about your heavenly walls,


So are you saying here that the erotic cannot also be seen as 'heavenly"?


I was trying to say that your heavenly walls were erotic more so than even a cotton ball or piece of cheese.
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